St. Paul’s thorn in the flesh

Saul of Tarsus, apprehended by the Lord on the Road to Damascus

My deceased brother, Major, was bisexual. He lived for a while in San Francisco, then for a while in Key West. Perhaps 25 percent of the population of Key West, where I lived off and on since late 2000, is gay. As far as I know, Key West is the only city in the US, and in the world, which adopted the gay social creed as its city creed: “We are all ONE HUMAN FAMILY.” Needless to say, Key West is not in step with mainstream America on homosexuality. Below is recent Facebook commentary started by a Key West bi-sexual man I have known since 2002. It covers a lot of terrain, including New Testament and Birmingham terrain …

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Mike Mongo posted to Facebook: Can someone please explain why signs inviting boys to join Boy Scouts of America are allowed on Monroe County school grounds? They are an avowed anti-gay organization. Those signs are not on the right-of-way, they are ON SCHOOL GROUNDS. Yet scouts, scoutmasters, and scout leaders (mothers) who are gay are not allowed in BSA. So how is BSA allowed on the grounds of Monroe County schools?
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I posted to Mike’s Facebook thread: Mike, ask John Dick, School Board Chairman
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Mike posted: “Life is hard enough, lets not make it harder on our kids” is right.” That’s why I am bringing this up. If Key West’s scout troop is defying BSA in this regard, make it public record. Our Salvation Army is different too but the parent organization is also anti-gay so they do not get city or county support. As for “promote an upstanding and educational way of life for young men, as well as etching them skills and manners that will be beneficial in the future” they haven’t been that for a long time. There are 14,000 pages to prove it. People had to fight in court to get those files released. Defend scouts all you want. They are anti-gay. They enable pedophiles. And their propaganda not withstanding the signs do not belong on Monroe County school grounds. Are the kids they hurt sacrifices for the kids who they benefit? How do the lucky kids and unlucky kids get “chosen”? Is there a lottery? http://www.mpnnow.com/opinions/x1660699382/OUR-OPINION-Boy-Scouts-did-not-keep-morally-straight OUR OPINION: Boy Scouts did not keep ‘morally straight’www.mpnnow.com The purpose of the “perversion files,” according to the Boy Scouts, was to weed out those men who might harm young Scouts. It appears no effort was made to protect children outside of Scouts from the men whose criminal secrets the organization’s leadership kept.
Mike posted: Like Sloan said, I contacted all the members of School Board. How many kids have to suffer so that others can have a “good” experience? It’s a bad deal. The fantasy about scouting is over. Either reorganize or shut it down. In the meantime, let’s get it off our school lawns.
Mike posted: As I just said to a friend, I am over the whole scouting-is-sacred routine. BSA is hurting the kids I am working to defend. And while I am unable to speak for my fellow former scouts, the values I learned in scouting are such that I am unable to allow this to continue in good conscience. And in case any other Scouts forgot: The Scout Oath On my honor I will do my best to do my duty to God and my country and to obey the Scout Law*. To help other people at all times, And to keep myself physically strong, mentally awake, and morally straight. *The Scout Law A Scout is trustworthy, loyal, helpful, friendly, courteous, kind, obedient, cheerful, thrifty, brave, clean, and reverent. How could some kids be randomly selected for defeat and still be morally straight, mentally away, trustworthy, brave and reverent? I learned the ideals worth defending in Scouts. So feel free to bring this to me as an adult. I was raised for this battle. Signed, Mike Mongo former Boy Scout Troop 340 Seminole, FL
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I posted: I put this below in my post today at goodmorningkeywest.com, and emailed it to [schools superintendent] Mark Porter, the school board members, and some local journalists:
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Received word from Mike Mongo yesterday that Key West High School allows Boy Scouts of America to recruit on the Key West High School campus, even though Boy Scouts of America is an anti-Gay outfit. I told Mike to contact school board chairman John Dick about that. I also should have told Mike to contact schools superintendent Mark Porter, as it will be Mark’s job to deal with it.
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Mike posted: BTW it is important to note that BSA is not GSA. Girl Scouts of America is okay with everyone being themselves. Here’s how they maturely deal with it: “As a private organization, Girl Scouts of the U.S.A. respects the values and beliefs of each of its members and does not intrude into personal matters. Therefore, there are no membership policies on sexual preference. However, Girl Scouts of the U.S.A. has firm standards relating to the appropriate conduct of adult volunteers and staff. The Girl Scout organization does not condone or permit sexual displays of any sort by its members during Girl Scout activities, nor does it permit the advocacy or promotion of a personal lifestyle or sexual preference. These are private matters for girls and their families to address.” And here is a beautiful editorial policy praising GSA for their policy in contrast to BSA. BTW please stop saying this is a sexual issue. It is not. It is an identity issue. If you are gay, you are not allowed in Boy Scouts. That’s not “sexual” that’s “discrimination”. Being gay is not a sexual topic, it’s a people topic. http://www.wisconsingazette.com/opinion/the-rising-of-the-women.html
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After a bunch of nap dreams about closing all entry points on this topic, and then Ken Gentile, the Florida Keys school district’s chief operating officer and a devout Christian with whom I have had serious discussions about Jesus, Paul and the New Testament, telling me I needed to plant this discussion with Mike Mongo in the ground, I posted:
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Well, Mike, it looks like a sexual topic to most people. Including most gay people, I imagine. Because what defines it is same-sex sex, instead of opposite-sex sex. Without that, it would not be a topic, nor any politics, religious views, etc. surrounding it. I told you years ago, and we had some discussion, that most homosexuality is adaptation to soul wounding, specifically, injury to the female essence. While some people are born gay, they are a small percentage of gay people. I wrote an article about that, maybe it was in 2001, which a Key West gay organization received and wrote back asking permission to republish it. In the article, I described dreams I’d had in late 1988, of a young man making love with a young woman, and the young woman turned to face me and became a young gay man; of a young woman sitting on a commode in a public restroom stall, and a big, skin-head, macho man came into the stall with and made her have oral sex with him, and she then turned into a young gay man. I awoke, terrified. The dreams showed me the state of my own internal male and internal female, and the cause was serious aggressive testosterone poisoning. The testosterone poisoning was the result of mental, emotional psychic aggression committed against me by others, probably my father and his father most prominent, and mental, emotional and psychic aggression I had committed against others. I felt the dreams also showed me that I came very close to being homosexual myself. I included in the article that there is no indication in the New Testament that Saul of Tarsus, who became Paul, ever married and had children. As Paul, he placed men above women spiritually, saying Christ is to head of a man, as a man is to the head of his wife, and only through her husband can a woman know Christ. I wrote that Saul of Tarus persecuted and caught a lot of Christians and had them killed for being Christians. I wrote that Paul’s flocks were the children he never had, because he was homosexual, which every woman near him knew – the thorn in his own flesh about he wrote that God would not remove. I wrote that Paul advised his followers that he felt they would be better off being celibate, like him. I wrote that he told them there was no point in producing more children, because Christ’s return was imminent. And I wrote that the early church had created an all-male Trinity, which made their god homosexual. [I also wrote in the article, after telling that to a number of gay men I was getting to know in Birmingham, Alabama, and it didn't matter to God that Saul of Tarsus who was changed to Paul was gay, they started attending the same Sunday school class at Southside Baptist church. I told them they would be warmly received in the class, and in the church, which happened, and they became valuable members of the class.] In their request to publish the article, the gay organization asked for my mailing address and phone number. I wrote back that I had no mailing address or phone number. (I was homeless.) I did not hear back from them, nor did they publish the article. Some years later, I had a chance to speak about that with a gay man who had been affiliated with that organization, and he said, yes, they had dropped it when they realized I was homeless. As I recall, that is what you really blew up at me about, I was homeless. You make it very plain that you would not put up with that. After that was when you demanded that I leave Key West. You may not remember any of that, or our discussions about the cause of most homosexuality, and your being gay, and that you needed to avoid something, not gay sex – I won’t go into that detail on Facebook, but you agreed, said that something didn’t feel right to you and a gay man had told you the same thing. What I’m saying, Mike, is there is a lot of serious prejudice in this world, and there is a lot of serious prejudice in Key West, and there is a lot of serious prejudice in the gay community in Key West. Some of that gay prejudice is against straight people; it’s racial prejudice. Just as prejudice against street people is racial prejudice. Just as prejudice against black people, or against hispanic people, or against asian people, or against white people, is racial prejudice. I agree, Mark Porter needs to deal with Boy Scouts of America recruiting at Key West High School. However, I am not sure I am comfortable with Girl Scouts of America recruiting there. Or with any group or organization recruiting there. Nor am I comfortable with your position that being gay is not a sexual issue, when clearly is it a sexual issue, just as a person who is homeless and experiences mistreatment by the establishment is a homeless issue. Yes, beyond all of that, we all are human beings, part of the One Human Family. But when we take our singular personal human trait, being straight, or gay, or white, or black, or Republican or Democrat, or Christian or Jew or Muslim, or pro-life or pro-choice, and we turn it into into an aggressive, even fanatical religious crusade, instead of into just pleading for the same treatment everyone gets who is not bothering or causing other people problems, it becomes something I do not care for. It becomes projection. It becomes denial. It becomes a cult. And then I want nothing to do with it. What people who join crusades do not realize, take the crusade many have joined to save the planet, is they have identified with the planet, they are the planet, the abuse the planet is receiving from humanity rivals the abuse they received, usually at a younger age, from humanity. In desperately trying to save the planet, which is perfectly capable of taking of herself, if she chooses to rid herself of her cancer – humans – they really are trying to save themselves. Instead of dealing with the beams in their own eye, they go about determined to remove the mote from the eye of people who do not share their religious belief – crusade. I sent this below to people involved in school district issues, including Mark Porter and the school board members and some local journalists. It’s in Mark’s hands now.
To: school board members, superintendent of schools, school district staff, local journalists
Subject: Boy Scouts of America recruiting on KWHS campus Date:
Thu, 25 Oct 2012
Received word from Mike Mongo yesterday that Key West High School allows Boy Scouts of America to recruit on the Key West High School campus, even though Boy Scouts of America is an anti-Gay outfit. I told Mike to contact school board chairman John Dick about that. I also should have told Mike to contact schools superintendent Mark Porter, as it will be Mark’s job to deal with it. Sloan
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Hmmmm, I sent it to them twice. Wonder what, if anything, will come of it? I told a duplicate bridge amiga in Marathon yesterday that Christendom made its Trinity all male, thus homosexual, and how did it reproduce if it was all male? To know what the divine plan is, all I have to do is look at human beings’ plumbing. The few people actually born gay do so for soul reasons. They are not evil. People who become gay after being born are not evil. Being gay is not evil. But you will never convince the religious right of that. Never. And the irony is, the more homophobic they are, the more condemning of homosexuality they are, I used to be seriously homophobic and made fun of gay men out of their hearing, the more homosexual they are in their psyche, if not in fact. I imagine most people still remember the Florida U.S. House of Representatives member – Mark Foley, wasn’t that his name? – who, like St. Paul, was so outspoken against homosexuality …
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From Wikipedia:
Mark Adam Foley (born September 8, 1954) is a former member of the United States House of Representatives. He served from 1995 until 2006, representing the 16th District of Florida as a member of the Republican Party. Foley resigned from Congress on September 29, 2006 acting on a request by the Republican Leadership after allegations surfaced that he had sent suggestive emails and sexually explicit instant messagesHYPERLINK  \l “cite_note-threemore-0″[1] to underage males who had formerly served and were at that time serving as Congressional pages.[2]HYPERLINK  \l “cite_note-2″[3] As a result of the disclosures, the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) and the Florida Department of Law Enforcement conducted investigations of the messages to find possible criminal charges.[4] Each ended with no criminal finding. In the case of the Florida Department of Law Enforcement, the “FDLE conducted as thorough and comprehensive investigation as possible considering Congress and Mr. Foley denied us access to critical data,” said FDLE Commissioner Gerald Bailey with the closure of the case.[5] The House Ethics Committee also conducted an investigation into the response of the House Republican leadership and their staff to possible earlier warnings of Foley’s conduct.[6]
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Just my opinion, Key West High School needs Boy Scouts of America and Girl Scouts of America on its campus recruiting students, as much as it needs Catholic priests and nuns on its campus recruiting students. Also just my opinion, maybe if my brother, Major, had talked with me about someone who had it in for him was going to out him for being bisexual, I might have been able to talk him out of killing himself and trying to make it look like someone else did it.
Sloan Bashinsky
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some off-the-beaten-path fishing and lawyering stories from heaven, or hell, or both places

On Facebook yesterday:
Sloan posted:
I turned on the presidential debate last night and landed right in the middle of Mittens trying to out-hawk and out-foreign policy President Obama. About three minutes was all I could take of that, and I switched channels to the Chicago Bears v. the Detroit Lions pro football game, which the Bears eventually squeaked out. I don’t like Obama in the Oval Office, but he doesn’t look like he is going to try to run American women’s sex and maternal lives. Might be women will decide the outcome of that race. I seriously doubt I would vote for a Republican presidential candidate, if I were a woman. Might as well vote for the Ayatollah Komeini.

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Lisa likes this.

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Once upon a time, Lisa baby-sat my daughters when they were little. ==========================

Lisa posted:
Woke up from a night of crazy and exhausting dreams.Glad to be awake.
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Sloan posted:
perhaps the dreams were messages from above about this crazy, exhausting life
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Lisa posted:
You’re probably right Sloan. Maybe the angels have decided to start talking to me. Oh HELL!
I’m stumped this time around.
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Sloan posted: 
maybe your dreams were about the presidential race? and/or about how you should vote in it? Me, I’m not voting for either of them. Might vote for the green candidate, or might write “None of the above” on my ballot.
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Lisa posted:

love you Sloan! You’re priceless! NONE OF THE ABOVE! I’ll be laughing about that all day!!!!

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Sloan posted:

the dreams were about sumtin’, sounds like you know what sumptin’

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Lisa posted:

They were dreams about strangers (men) protecting me from something evil.

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Love Lane Jack, Key West posted:

“Wear a brassiere and be an ‘Obama Momma’ with ‘Fag Queen’ Jarrett….get a grip, Sloan….read Joe Bageant…get out of your trailer…go fishing….write mysteries…!”….MJ.

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Lisa posted:
Well, I agree with the “go fishing” part.That’s what I’d be doing if I lived down there!
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Sloan posted:

Shit, Jack, I go fishing and write mysteries every morning :-) smile – without even leaving my trailer! Don’t know about Joe Bageant. Will look him up online, see what he’s about.

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www.joebageant.com

Dispatches From America’s Class Wars … Joe Bageant 1946-2011. Author of Rainbow Pie: A Redneck Memoir and Deer Hunting with Jesus

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Sloan mused to himself: Very interesting fellow, seems Bageant began his career as a young homeless drunk man in Denver, Colorado. Lisa likes going to east Tennessee and North Carolina to fly fish for trout, she even knows the double-power haul fly cast, which there is no way to explain to someone who never saw it done and then tried to do it, so …
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Sloan posted:
We have speckled trout down here, aka spotted weakfish, can be caught on fly but far prefer jigs, bucktails, mirrolures, rapalas, rebels and, most of all, live shrimp. We have lots of kinds of fish down here that take a fly – sailfish, kingfish, dolphin, etc. offshore, more nearby, tarpon, permit, bonefish, snook, redfish, speckled trout, jack crevalle, perhaps deranged mangrove snappers, etc. I catch the ones that people eat at the fish market and in restaurants.
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Lisa posted:

The old man and the sea. Just kidding Bash. You’re the fisherman from hell!

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Sloan posted:

That, or hell is where I do my fishing. Although, it seems as if I’m just a bait shrimp, and it’s the angels what be doing the fishing, and they don’t seem to worry none about fish with big sharp teeth taking big chomps outta my tender hide. Maybe the stranger dream men protecting you from evil are angels protecting you from the cancer.

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Lisa posted:

Yes, maybe so.I’d like to think so.I’m good at blocking disturbing things out of my mind when I’m awake but no so much when I’m asleep.
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Sloan posted:
We all are good at blocking things out when we are so-called “awake”, which is why we dream, so we can experience the totality. Although lots of people don’t remember their dreams, perhaps because they are super-blocked because they really don’t want to see the totality, or perhaps there are other reasons they don’t remember. I wrote in several posts that in mid-2005, when friends were trying to persuade me to go to a doctor and get a prescription that would stop me from dreaming, which I felt was not a good idea, but I asked the angels about it, I was told in my sleep in plain English, not a dream, “You need to dream, Sloan, so you will know what is really going on.” It came to me out of the blue, Lisa, to suggest that the stranger dream men might be angels protecting you from the cancer (evil). I imagine that view is correct, unless the angels tell me otherwise.
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Lisa posted:
These angels that you speak of are GOOD and I am glad to have them in my life.I know they can reak havoc with you at times but maybe there’s a reason for all of this.C.S. Lewis believed that we do our hell on earth and sometimes I think he might have just had something there.I mean I have to live the remainder of my life with a fucking cancer cloud hanging over my head.How the hell fair is that?
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Sloan posted:

Given that the angels presented as men in your dream, I wonder if that points at the spirit cause of the cancer being soul trauma you suffered at the hands of a man, or of men, which might have been beyond your control, or you might have let is slide instead of doing what you could to protect yourself. At the hands of men could be physical, emotional and/or mental abuse, or lack of attention from your father, or both, or something else – rigorous religious training comes to mind. Any and/or all of which damaged your soul and disrupted its feminine-masculine balance/harmony. The angels might also be there now to nudge, or push, you to not repeat, or allow to repeat, something like what happened perhaps years ago to create the cancer. The angels might also be there to nudge, or push, you not to vote for candidates who are toxic to the feminine, which in this year’s race is both Romney and Obama, given Obama fighting wars he knew should not have been launched by his predecesssor. I imagine the angels will create more dreams, which will help you stay on a course you need to be on. Fair is relative. You are getting their help, other people with cancer are not getting their help, while others are getting it. They are your angels, too, Lisa. Otherwise, we would not have reconnected by your contacting me online after my brother went missing and I was publishing online about that. Actually, they are everyone’s angels, but that’s more remote.

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From the legal tribe, received this email from my lawyer, who practices in Key West mostly.
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Subject: Birmingham attorney
Date: Tue, 23 Oct 2012
 Sloan:
I have a client who is in need of petitioning the court for partition of a property in Lincoln, Alabama (Taladega County). Would you know of any attorney who I may speak with for a possible referral? Thank you.Sincerely,Samuel J. Kaufman

The Law Offices of Samuel J. Kaufman, P.A.

Offices at Northside 3130 Northside Drive

Key West, Florida 33040

305-292-3926

fax:305-295-7947

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I replied:
Hi, Sam. Would advise a Talledega-area lawyer, not a Birmingham lawyer. 
My recollection, perhaps faulty, Tallegeda might be one of the Alabama counties with two courthouses at different locations, one is in Talledega. I don’t know any lawyers in that county, but I used to know a pretty darn good lawyer who lived and practiced in adjacent St. Clair county, which also might have two courthouses.
Whereas, I called Billy Church’s office in Pell City, Alabama, and spoke a while with his secretary at law;
Whereas, I told said secretary as law that I had known Billy in law school at Alabama, and he had just quit being a Baptist preacher before entering law school, and I saw him get over that, and I have a lawyer friend down here, who has a client down here with a property division case in Talladega County;
Whereas, said secretary at law said Billy probably handles property division case;
Whereas, I told said secretary at law that my lawyer friend, Sam Kaufman, is Jewish, so Billy cannot pull the wool over Sam’s eyes like he used to pull the wool over my eyes;
Whereas, I told said secretary at law, if Billy has a conflict of interest, he is not supposed to take the referral, and if Billy refers Sam, who also is my personal lawyer, to a jackleg or otherwise no count lawyer up there, instead of to a good lawyer, Billy’s karma will be to die and burn in hell forever for having been a Baptist preacher;
Whereas, I pretty well was able to ascertain, without getting a direct admission from said secretary at law during her laughing spells, that Billy was probably out on the golf course, it being about a 60-degree, pretty fall afternoon according to said secretary at law when I called about 4:30 p.m. Central Daylight time;
Whereas, Billy probably didn’t even know what a golf club was when he was in law school – that was my pastime after law school classes let out for the day;
Whereas, I frankly was sort of surprised to learn Billy was still standing upright and breathing, as he is pretty close to 70 himself;
 Whereas, Billy has been around the block a few times, is well known over in Talledega County, and is generally respected and feared there, the said secretary at law confessed after almost taking the 5th during my inquiry;
Whereas, I wager Billy has tried lots of jury cases, although what you have, Sam, probably goes before a judge in an equity proceeding.
 Now, therefore, the premises considered, here is the Alabama Bar Association contact info for Billy.
MEMBER SEARCH
  • The information below is for non-commercial use by visitors to this Web  site.
  • Copyright © 2012, Alabama State Bar.
  • NOTE:Before sending sensitive or confidential documents via fax,  verify the recipient’s fax number for accuracy.
  • NOTE: Before sending sensitive or confidential documents via e-mail,  verify the recipient’s address for accuracy.
Name: Mr. Billy Lynn Church
Firm: Church Brogdon,  PC
Address: 423 23rd St  N
Pell City, AL 35125-1740
E-mail: ann@church-brogdon.com
Phone: (205)  338-1777
Fax: (205)  338-3985
Date  Admitted: April 22,  1968
Law  School: Alabama, University of
And here is what I pulled off the Alabama Bar Association website, one of these people might be able to steer you, if you can’t work something out with Billy.
I just now realized I didn’t say property partition, but said property division when I spoke with Billy’s secretary at law. Maybe she thought I meant a divorce aftermath case. However, most country lawyers are pretty good with most kinds of cases that arise in their domain; and most city lawyers, like Birmingham lawyers, tend to associate a country lawyer when they have a case in his domain, just to make sure they don’t get what up there is called “home cooking” in court, which tastes terrible.
Circuit Clerk Circuit: 29
Clarence E Haynes (256) 761-2102
  • 148 East Street North
  • P.O. Box 6137
  • Talladega, 35161-0000
Circuit Judges Circuit: 29
Julian M King (256) 761-2106
  • Presiding
  • P.O. Box 697
  • Talladega, 35160-0000
William E Hollingsworth, III (256) 761-2108
  • P.O. Box 541
  • Talladega, 35160-0000
Feel free to share this email with Billy, along with my warm regards and myriad memories.
Respectfully submitted, thanks for the comic relief opportunity
Sloan
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You didn’t really think angels really want to kill all the lawyers, did you?
Meanwhile, my dreams last night left me pretty well convinced that Lisa and Billy Church herald some pretty heavy personal stuff headed my way, not really having anything to do with them …
Sloan Bashinsky
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bipolar disorder, the human condition – international, American and Florida Keys snapshots

Psychiatry thinks it discovered a mental illness (thought disorder, chemical disorder), which it called “manic-depression” for a long time, but today psychiatry calls it “bipolar disorder”.

In fact, psychiatry “discovered” only the most noticeable element of a spiritual disorder every person in modern civilization develops at a very early age, as the result of child-raising and religious and teaching practices which destroy the “south pole” – the feminine, leaving them operating out of the “north “pole”- the masculine.

When psychiatry attempts to treat the more disabled bipolar disorder people with chemicals, which are masculine, it gets superficial results, which cause various unpleasant to awful side effects in those people, as well as horrific further damage to their souls.
The cure for bi-polar disorder is not chemicals but is recovery and restoration of the feminine, which psychiatry today does not know how to do. The cure for the human species bipolar disorder and its many unpleasant, to awful, to horrific symptoms is recovery and restoration of the feminine.
There are people today who understand this, but understanding it is not the same as experiencing the cure, which my experience has caused me to feel only can be achieved through divine intervention, because the species is so identified with the north pole of the disorder that it cannot think, will, muscle or otherwise bring itself to surrender to the feminine, the return of which is volatile and terrifying because it takes any person experiencing it through every violation committed by them and by other people and by society against their own feminine.
Although every post I published to my websites, and every post I published to my email list before I had a website, was aimed at bipolar disorder and its cause and its rectification, since being moved recently to make a prayer for a divine intervention of the feminine into the United States, the focus has narrowed to pin point bipolar disorder and some of its manifestations, along with some suggestions for how people can cooperate with and assist the cure.
In that vein …
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An Alabama Vietnam Vet war protester lawyer amigo replied to yesterday’s Lara Logan, foreign war correspondent glamor goddess sex kitten should pick up an assault rifle and go to the front lines of Afghanistan post at goodmorningbirmingham.com:
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Yeah she needs to take up arms, real arms, not the lovers’ arms she enjoys during sado-masochistic sex in combat zone.She should get out there and mix it up, photograph body parts and stand with one foot on a corpse she created as did the Great White Hunters in her native South Africa after killing “trophy” animals. She is of the same airhead, dimwitted  pretend reporter/analyst as those women on Fox and Friends whose biggest talent is their sexy wardrobe.You can say one thing for Rupert [Murdock], he knows how to appeal to the base–instinct that is.
Hawkman
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Distant in-law Ron, a North Carolina developer who used to vacation frequently in Key West, offered his channel-widening services:
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BASH – my  offer to undertake the Cut B study still stands.Send the half mil in  old Benjamin’s and Andrew’sd to me Fed Ex or UPS.In fact I will give you  an exclusive preview of the study results.Yes, Cut B can be widened,  as much as you like.Yes, Cut B can be made deeper, as much as you  like.Yes, Cut B can be made to do a loopty-loop, if you like.Cut B  can be made to do anything you wish…. all it will take is train loads of money  and a blind eye to the eco-systems.
BASH, if I  read correctly, Cut B is only one nautical mile long.Charlotte, North  Carolina, just got Fed funds to install a light rail line. $ 150 million per  mile. $1.35 Billion for 9 miles. A train load of Fed money, if you  will.
If  you ol conker’s will be nice we send a train load of  Fed money down your way to open ol Cut B up to any size you need.Consider it “stimulus money”.Shucks this will hep you folks sell loads of T-shirts and should hepyou create a conch train gridlock.I swan.
ciao,  Ron K.
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In The Key West Citizen today, a Key West resident offered his view of channel-widening:
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Duval Street memories  are in eyes of beholder Mr. Edwin O. Swift III writes that Duval Street is now “a nationally known ‘main street’ when by 1975 it was an almost empty, abandoned, embarrassing wasteland.” He cites this as a reason to spend public money bringing larger cruise ships to Key West. I do remember a few vacant storefronts on Duval in the 1970s. Also I remember that it was the town’s bustling Main Street, with charming locals-only Cuban and seafood restaurants, small affordable hotels, galleries featuring more than one kind of art, nightclubs, a thriving theater scene, department stores, shoe stores, bike shops, hardware stores, antique shops. By the time I saved up enough to move here, Duval Street had become a nationally known place to get drunk, and to buy a T-shirt saying how drunk you got. Today’s Duval Street is much more of an embarrassment than 1970s Duval ever was. Old Town is a continuous conga line of motorized sightseeing vehicles. Otherwise, Key West is still a wonderful place. The people of Key West have already turned down the channel-widening study in a referendum. The vote wasn’t even close. Most voters on this island do not think “tourist trap” is the best future for our city.
Mark Childress
Key West
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Drunkenness and other chemical addictions, and the other conditions Childress deplored, are caused by destruction of the feminine.
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Found this yesterday on bigpinekey.com’s Coconut Telegraph and sent it to several civilians, the other school board candidates, and all five school board members, asking if they wanted to comment on it:
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[Teacher Evaluation] The Florida Comprehensive Assessment Test (FCAT) is a dismal testament to the failure of our school system to provide a world-class education for our children. Taxpayers are being fleeced and our students are being deprived of their opportunity to compete on the world stage. The FCAT, which evaluates a teacher’s ability to successfully impart knowledge and academic skills to their students, has been co-opted by a bureaucracy that refuses to deliver on its promise to America. It has been politicized and attacked by individuals unwilling to terminate incompetent and negligent educators. This measurement evaluates the absolute minimal skills and competencies that a student should have become proficient with, upon the completion of a particular grade cycle. A brief period of preparation, under normal circumstances, is all that is required to equip a student with the minimal competencies ascertained by this examination. This device was designed to assess your child’s teacher, along with the powers that employ and sanction the performance of that teacher, as it relates to the instruction and learning that may or may not have occurred in their classroom. The FCAT was never developed to grade the students. It was instituted to grade teachers. Why are teacher unions, politicians and school districts pandering to the notion that there is something inherently wrong with evaluating the effectiveness of a teacher? Extraordinary teachers, without blemish, are being denigrated by their inept principals and incapable colleagues. Recently there was an effort to expect a little bit more from teachers, regarding the improved performance of their students on the FCAT. This requirement was quickly purged and rolled back. The ineffective teachers, who did not properly prepare their students for this modest increase in competency, have been incessantly alibied for. I haven’t heard anyone address the harm that was perpetrated upon those children. Our students will not academically advancing themselves, to the point where they catch up and surpass their world counterparts, while confined in their government schools. The beauty, potential and self-actualizing possibilities of these children will be forever cast upon the broken dreams of their predecessors.
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My initial thoughts were, this was poorly written and I hoped a teacher did not write it.
More generally, State Senate candidate Dwight Bullard told the Key Largo Civic Center candidate forum audience before the August primary that the FCAT costs the State of Florida $250 million every three years, and he wants to replace it with the ACT. He said he is a career educator and he did not grow up on the FCAT.
At the Upper Keys Business & Professional Women forum on Key Largo this past Wednesday night, Dwight told me that the ACT is very different and is not so easy to teach to.
I told the Lower Keys Chamber of Commerce candidate forum audience at Boondocks on Ramrod Key Tuesday night that the FCAT is destructive to children’s souls and every parent of children in Keys schools hates the FCAT.
Dist. 2 school board candidate Yvette Mira-Talbott told a candidate forum audience earlier in the year how stressful the FCAT was on her children and on her. I have yet to hear any parent of a child who went through Keys schools, or any teacher, say anything nice about the FCAT.
I have heard the FCAT was a Jeb Bush enterprise, which came about after his brother, G.W. Bush, started the No Child Left Behind program, which required states to use standardized testing.
I have heard school board members say colleges do not look at FCAT results, but at SATs.
I have heard school board members say recently that the school district needs to get away from the FCAT.
I have read in the newspapers and heard school board members say that earlier this year President Obama released several states, including Florida, from having to use standardized tests as part of the No Child Left Behind program.
If I were on the school board, I would promote the school district telling the Florida Board of Education to eliminate the FCAT, and if the Board of Education didn’t do it, to expect a declaratory judgment action in Federal Court. And, if the school board declined my suggestion, I would file the action as a dissenting school board member and a private citizen, pro se. I would make sure the Florida Board of Education and the Governor had to deal with the FCAT in public. My list of subpoenaed witnesses would include the school board members, the school superintendent, the school principals, lots of teachers, lots of parents, and any students who cared to tell the judge about the FCAT.
Although a bit rusty, I generally know how to bring litigation in Federal Court, and I have lawyer buddies in the Keys who have kids in Keys schools, who I imagine would help me dot my legal i’s and cross my legal t’s correctly.
Note, I said that’s what I would do if I were on the school board. I did not say I am going to do it in any event.
More specifically, the FCAT, and teaching to it, is pure masculine, which is why it is so widely disliked by real teachers, students and their parents. At the level of soul, they know what the FCAT is doing to education and to children, and to teachers.
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So far, only Larry Murray responded to the FCAT comment on the Coconut Telegraph.

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Interesting commentary. I have several irons in the fire at the moment, specifically vocational education and the high school dropout/attrition rate and I am not inclined to take on the FCAT.I understand the disdain with which you and many others hold the FCAT and I am inclined to agree.I have yet to see any real value or usefulness with the FCAT.
That being said, I do not perceive any value pissing and moaning about it locally as it is a state requirement and the discussion and action need to take place at the state level.Rather than wallowing in self-righteous indignation as many do, I would urge those who want the FCAT changed to take appropriate action much as you have done in your conversations with Dwight Bullard and Scott Hopes.
I try to take on issues over which local authorities hold sway and thus can implement change if forced to. I do not view the FCAT in that light.To me, grousing about the FCAT makes about as much sense as bitching about the weather. I consider it mental masturbation, a lot of fun but not very profitable.
If someone wants to put together an effort directed at the state level to change or terminate the FCAT, I would be happy to join in.
Larry
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While Larry keeps charging the castle walls, the castle is burning to the ground from the basement up.
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I read in The Key West Citizen recently that after backing the Florida Board of Education’s recent fiat that henceforth Florida K-12 students would be taught and tested according to their ethnic category, Governor Scott backpedaled mucho pronto when the very big political backlash shit hit the very big fan.
I talked briefly with Dwight Bullard about all that at the BPW forum Wednesday night. My impression was Dwight still was in shock from the original fiat. As were lots of people across Florida. Alas, the problem remains: Asian students tend to out-perform all other ethnic categories, and so forth down the ethnic scholastic bipolar performance pecking order.
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In much the same vein, I received this beauty and the beast the other day from Nashville J.
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Sloan:
While this is from France – it appears some US schools already do this.Is the School game to dump down everyone to the lowest level?
As Pogo says:  WE HAVE MET THE ENEMY AND IT IS US !

Posted by Valerie Strauss on October 15, 2012 at 1:00 pm

How do you think this would go  over in the United States? French President François Hollande has said he will end  homework as part of a series of reforms to overhaul the country’s education  system.

And the reason he wants to ban  homework?
He doesn’t think it is fair that some kids get help from their parents at  home while children who come from disadvantaged families don’t. It’s an issue  that goes well beyond France, and has been part of the reason that some  Americans oppose homework too. Hollande’s reform plans include increasing the number of teachers, moving the  school week from four days to 4 1/2 days, overhauling the curriculum and taking  steps to cut down on absenteeism. “Education is priority,” Hollande was  quoted as saying by France24.com at Paris’s Sorbonne University last week.“An education program is, by definition, a societal program. Work should be done  at school, rather than at home,” as a way to ensure that students who have no  help at home are not disadvantaged.Despite the four-day school week, elementary school children in France spend  more hours a year in school than many other developed countries because students  are there all day, starting at 8:30 a.m. and ending at 4:30 p.m., with some kids  staying even later. It’s not clear where the money  to hire thousands more teachers will come from, but, the Associated  Press reported, Education Minister Vincent Peillon will have to figure out  how to implement the reforms. One option is to shorten summer vacation, though,  such a move isn’t likely to be popular because it is practically sacrosanct in  France.Whether Hollande really gets all of this done is open to question. But his  homework position is not original; some school districts in the United States  did the same thing going back more than a century. Early in the 1900s, the  influential Ladies’ Home Journal magazine called homework “barbarous,” and  school districts such as Los Angeles abolished it in kindergarten through eighth  grade.In fact, some educators said it caused tuberculosis, nervous conditions  and heart disease in the young and that children were better off playing  outside. The American Child Health Association in the 1930s labeled homework and  child labor as leading killers of children who contracted tuberculosis and heart  disease. Today people who oppose homework have different objections, among them, the  research  that suggests it doesn’t really help young children learn.
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I don’t know about other kids, but my parents seldom helped me with my homework. In the 4th grade, my father bought me a math workbook, and I did the assignments at home, which he looked over and sometimes helped me with, and that kept me ahead of what was going on in that math class. My first and second years in high school, my father paid the mother of one of my friends to tutor me in algebra and geometry, which did not come easy for me. Otherwise, it was all on me, from first grade through tax law school.
I wrote fairly recently that I flunked out of kindergarten. Lucky me. I was not even ready for 1st grade. I was still learning by experience. My soul revolted at having to not talk, sit still, be force-fed readin’, writin’ and rithmetic’ by rote repetition. The worst thing modern (translates masculine) education does is do to kindergarteners what was done to me in first grade.
I think there is a way for kids to learn in school without having homework assignments, but the masculine system of education is not set up for it. What basically would have to occur is kids really like their classes, they come to school because they want to get to class and and learn. What an odd idea, I’m sure many will say. What is odd to me is the way children are taught in America today.
It was odd to me when I was a kid. I hated school. I didn’t want to go to school. It simply did not interest me. And I there wasn’t anything wrong with me for feeling that way. What was wrong was the masculine way school was taught. One size fits all -  the cookie cutter method.
I know that is not going to change, so the best I can come up with is to dramatically increase vocational training, which, if done correctly, is hands on and not just book reading. Reading, writing and arithmetic all can be learned in hands-on vocational training, as part of learning a trade.
How many times a year do I need to know calculus? Zero. But engineers and scientists need to know it, and they can learn it in isolation in textbooks, or they can learn it in a real laboratory where calculus is required to do whatever is the work at hand, such as dredging a channel. Just joking.
I didn’t learn to touch-typing by reading a book. I learned it on a typewriter. Dr. Larry Murray can neither type nor use a computer or the Internet. His wife does all of that for him. Good thing he doesn’t depend on typing or computers or the Internet to get by. Hard to imagine how, in this age, Larry could have done what all school board members are put to do, without being able to type or use a computer or the Internet.
Hard to imagine how any school kid today will be able to get by in life without knowing how to type and use a computer and the Internet. Might be all Keys school children should be required to be facile in all three disciplines by the time they reach K-7. Disciplines they learn by doing them.
You can bet your bippies Lara Logan news commentator war correspondent glamor goddess sex kitten is a whiz in all three disciplines. And in photography. And in interviewing and writing composition. Wouldn’t surprise me if she knows shorthand, too. Not joking.
Nor am I joking when I say her contribution to the recovery and restoration of her own feminine is to report the myriad horrors of war, as Hawkman recommended, and to advocate Uncle Sam stop making war abroad and start dealing with the many beams in his own eye at home.
Psychiatrists worth their salt know that going to war is a classic example of denial of and projection outward of what is awry at home and inward, which is why Jesus told people to first take the beam out of their own eye.
When Hope in Birmingham wrote to me the other day that she was so fed up with American politics that she wanted to move to the South Pole, I was asleep at the switch.
Sloan Bashinsky
goodmorningfloridakey.com
goodmorningkeywest.com
goodmorningbirmingham.com

Lara Logan, foreign war correspondent glamor goddess sex kitten should pick up an assault rifle and go to the front lines of Afghanistan

Saw this comment in Citzen’s Voice of The Key West Citizen yesterday:

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“You know, our government, with the help of the news media, has been lying to us about everything that I can think of since the Vietnam War. I’m wondering what it is about the Benghazi attack that’s changed everything, because now all of a sudden the news media is calling the government a liar, and getting on their case. Why the change?”
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The Benghazi attack was a very loud message that America should get the hell out of the Middle East altogether, and start dealing with its many troubles within its own borders, for a change. Perhaps the American press will wake up to that some day.
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Related letter to the editor in The Key West Citizen yesterday:

Al Qaeda, Taliban are  mortal threats to USA
Lara Logan is a “60 Minutes” reporter. Recently in Chicago, Ms. Logan gave the best analysis of the threat we face in the Middle East and the world that I have heard. Ms. Logan was blunt, truthful and to the point. We’re in trouble. Al Qaeda, the Taliban and their affiliates are a mortal threat to the United States, regardless of what the administration is telling us. The conflict we face was not created by a video on the Internet. We are in a long war with an enemy that is ruthless, smart and not at all interested in our democratic values. You owe it to yourself and your family to listen to Ms. Logan’s speech. You can find it by Googling “Lara Logan Chicago speech.” When you listen to it, you will begin to understand the enemy and the nature of the conflict. We need leadership that understands this enemy and will act to protect us at home and abroad. We cannot afford a Neville Chamberlain (the British Prime Minister who compromised with Hitler and declared “peace in our time” just before the start of World War II).
Mike Holman
Key West
 photograph
I googled Lara Logan and found:

Lara Logan Accuses Government of Propagating ‘Major Lie’ About Terrorism

By Napp Nazworth, Christian Post Reporter
October 11, 2012|10:32 am

Veteran Middle East reporter Lara Logan, who works for CBS’ “60  Minutes,” accused the U.S. government of propagating a “major lie” about  terrorism, in her keynote address at Tuesday’s Better Government Association  annual luncheon. The lie, Logan said, is that the Taliban and al-Qaida  terrorists have softened in recent years.

There has been “a narrative coming out of Washington over the last few  years,” Logan claimed, “driven by Pakistani lobbying money and by Taliban  apologists,” that “the Taliban today is so unlike the Taliban of 2001. They are  just a more moderate, gentler, kinder, Taliban that just can’t wait to see women  in the workplace, occupy an equal role in society … it’s such nonsense.” Logan was speaking about a Sept. 30 segment she reported on for “60 Minutes” about “insider attacks” killing U.S.  troops in Afghanistan. Logan went on to characterize the “lie” this way: “The theory is, if you pack  up and go home from Afghanistan the problem is over. The Taliban just want their  country back, they’ve got no problem with you, and we can … stop wasting  billions of dollars and American lives in Afghanistan, and we can turn our backs  on this war that has really been a waste of our time.” Comparisons between the conflict in Afghanistan and the Vietnam War are  inappropriate, Logan argued, because the Taliban are nothing like the Viet  Cong. “To think that there’s any similarity between this and Vietnam is ridiculous.The Viet Cong didn’t care what you did when you went back to America. The Viet  Cong didn’t fight for an Islamic caliphate. The Viet Cong didn’t fight a global  struggle. It’s amazing to me that we constantly ignore … what all these groups  tell us every day in their own newspapers, in their own statements.”

Terrorism, Logan said, is “a completely and utterly different fight from  anything we have faced in our history.” Logan also criticized the media who cover terrorism for not paying attention  to what the terrorists say about the United States. “Our way of life is under attack. And if you think that is government  propaganda, if you think that’s nonsense, if you think that’s war-mongering,  you’re not listening to what the people who are fighting you say about this  fight,” Logan said emphatically. “In your arrogance, you think you write the script, but you don’t. There’s  two sides and we don’t dictate the terms.”

Toward the end of her speech, Logan directed more of her criticism directly  at the Obama administration. “I can’t stand that there’s a major lie being propagated about the real  situation. I don’t care who’s in power. I don’t care who’s behind it,” she  said. She also criticized the Obama administration for its misleading statements  about the terrorist attack on the U.S. Embassy in Benghazi, Libya, that led to  the deaths of Chris Stevens and three other Americans. “When I look at what’s going on in Libya, there’s a big song and dance about  whether this was a terrorist attack or a protest and you just want to scream,  for God’s sake, are you kidding me?”

Logan ended the speech by calling on the White House to seek revenge for the  attack. “I hope to God that you’re sending in your best clandestine warriors to exact  revenge and let the world know that the United States will not be attacked on  its own soil, that its ambassadors will not be murdered and the United States  will not stand by and do nothing about it,” she said. Logan has been a reporter and producer since the late 1980s. Since the  attacks of Sept. 11, 2001, she has mostly covered the Middle East, especially  Afghanistan. While covering the Egyptian Revolution in February, 2011, she was  arrested, beaten and sexually assaulted.

Video of the full speech can be viewed on YouTube here.

Read more at

http://www.christianpost.com/news/lara-logan-accuses-government-of-propagating-major-lie-about-terrorism-83064/#UHFaBDm9IGDMcsQg.99

South African-born-raised-and-educated Lara Logan was not even alive when Uncle Sam and his corporate masters invented the Vietnam war.

I wonder if Lara knows about the former CIA operator I met in the Unitarian Church in Key West, in 2003 perhaps, who told a group of people that when he was stationed in Vietnam during France’s attempt to retake what it had lost there to the Japanese during World War II, that his outfit’s mission was to do all possible to help Ho Chi Mihn beat the French, because Uncle Sam and his corporate masters wanted Vietnam’s rubber trees, which the French had enjoyed having before World War II. All the while, the former CIA operator told us, on the public international front, the US was saying it backed France’s (De Gaule’s) bid to regain Vietnam.

I wonder if Lara knows about the President of the National Geographic telling the prestigious Birmingham Downtown Rotary Club in 1988 that the Geographic had correspondents in Saigon before Uncle Sam committed to defend that half of Vietnam, and during a huge street demonstration in Saigon featuring the protestors carrying signs begging in English for America to come over and save South Vietnam from the Communists, the Geographic correspondents interviewed a lot of protestors and learned they did not speak English and did not know what was on the signs they carried, and they were from the countryside and had been paid money and bused into Saigon to demonstrate. The Presiden of the Geographic said the Geographic dug further and learned that the money for the demonstration had been paid by Uncle Sam and his corporate masters.


I wonder if Lara watched the first President Bush tell Americans on national TV that he could not allow the American way of life be destroyed, and that, and it was to save Kuwait’s oil and wells, not to save Kuwait from Saddam Hussein, was why that President Bush had to drive Iraq out of Kuwait.

I wonder if Lara knows Osama bin Laden led the Mujahideen in Afghanistan, armed with Stinger missiles supplied by Uncle Sam, to defeat the Soviets, sort of like the Soviets had supplied the North Vietnamese and Vietcong with weapons to defeat Uncle Sam in Vietnam.

I wonder if Lara knows how furious Osama bin Laden was after his own native country, Saudia Arabia, declined his offer to bring his Mujahideen to Saudia Arabia to drive Saddam Hussein and his troops out of Kuwait and back to Baghdad, and instead Saudia Arabia allowed the infidel Americans into Islam’s holiest region to ostensibly fight for Islam, but actually to save Kuwait’s oil for the US, which Sadam Hussein would have sold to America in any event.
I wonder if Lara still believes the second President Bush simply didn’t find Saddam Hussien’s weapons of mass destruction and the invasion of Iraq was totally justified.
I wonder if Lara read Osama bin Laden’s online letter to the American people in the fall of 2004, telling them their President (G.W. Bush) was easy to bait and was a war monger, and they should elect a different president that year.
I wonder if Lara knows 911 was bait, and G. W. Bush’s knee-jerk response went far beyond Osama bin Laden’s wildest dreams – two American land wars in Muslim countries.
I wonder if Lara knows the invasions of Iraq and Afghanistan were not worth one American missing in action, killed or wounded.I wonder if Lara knows the real objective of Uncle Sam’s invasion of Afghanistan was to gain control over that country, so that an oil pipeline could be built through it from the oil fields in former Soviet Asian republics into Pakistan to the Persian Gulf.

I wonder if Lara knows America lost the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan the day the first American soldiers set foot there, just like happened in Vietnam.

Lara got one thing right: dumb shit for brains America done gone and gotten into another war America cannot win militarily, and this time the enemy is not content to just fight America on the enemy’s home ground.

Meet Lara you probably will not meet on 60 Minutes:
a11news.com/296/laura-logan

06-26-2008

Laura Logan – Pics of CBS News hottie Laura Logan, aka Lara Logan, who got caught up in a sex scandal over a whole lot of hanky panky in Baghdad. Lauar logan had affairs with Michael Ware and Joe Burkett in Baghdad The Laura Logan sex scandal was detailed by the New York Post in an explosive fashion, excerpt below. Michael Ware and Laura Logan on assignment in Baghdad

“Sexy CBS siren Laura Logan spent her days covering the heat of the Iraq war – but that was nothing compared to the heat of her nights. The “60 Minutes” reporter and former swimsuit model apparently courted two beaus while she was in Baghdad, and has been labeled a homewrecker for allegedly destroying the marriage of a civilian contractor there, sources said. Passions got so hot in the combat zone that one of her lovers, Joe Burkett, brawled in a Baghdad “safe house” with her other paramour, CNN war reporter Michael Ware, a source said. The wife of Burkett, a US Embassy worker, claims the sultry 37-year-old correspondent seduced him while bullets flew overhead.”

Logan taking notes on satellite phone in Iraq desert Laura Logan claims that Burkett and his wife were separated before the affair, the Michael Ware hookup was a one-night stand, and the alleged “safe house boyfriend brawl” never happened. Laura is now CBS foreign affairs correspondent CBS announced Wednesday that Logan was given a new Washington assignment as chief foreign-affairs correspondent. And that’s the latest news on the sex scandal involving hot CBS reporter Laura Logan.
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If you want to see more photos of Lara modeling, click on this link: Laura Logan
Maybe some day Lara will read the above, and this:
In early 1998, the angels who torment me unceasing took me on a spirit trip.
First, I was taken into the heart of China. It was a dead zone. No spirit life.
Then, I was taken into the heart of Islam. It was just like the heart of China.
Then, I was taken under the Pentagon. It was just like the heart of China and the heart of Islam.
What has changed since then is the heart of America now is just like the Pentagon and the heart of China and the heart of Islam, except Islam and China both outnumber America considerably, and both are at war with America, albeit in very different ways on the surface, as the result of America sticking its nose in their business.
I imagine that is why I was asked the other day to pray for a divine intervention of the feminine into the United States. Men and their ways have brought America to where it is today. Perhaps the feminine can do better. She can’t do any worse.
As for Lara, more than anything this wildcat wants to be a man, and she has no clue what horrific karma she has created for herself by profiting, glamoring and sexing war. No clue. What happened to her in Egypt was but the tip of that iceberg. She would be far more honest to put down her camera and sexing, and pick up an assault rifle and go the front lines in Afghanistan.
Sloan Bashinsky
goodmorningbirmingham.com
goodmorningfloridakeys.com
goodmorningkeywest.com

if I were POTUS (President of the United States), I probably would be killed soonest, but meanwhile, I pray for a divine intervention of the female essence into the United States, which claims to be one nation under God …

Don Quixote and Sancho Panza
National lampoon relief starts today with a Birmingham amiga’s reply to the politics can be such a draaaaggg that sometimes I can’t help but try to make it interesting – Florida Keys and beyond post at goodmorningfloridakeys.com.
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Sloan, I don’t think even you can make the national politics interesting. I would love to emigrate to the South Pole to get away from it!! You do a lot for the dress. Hope

I replied:

Hi, Hope – just for yucks
I would make politics extremely interesting, if I were POTUS. But it would not last long, because I would be killed soonest.
I would remove all US Military personnel from all foreign soil. I would close all US embassies on foreign soil.
I would stop all US aide of any kind to Israel and all other Middle East region nations, over which aide I have any control as POTUS.
I would not intervene militarily in any foreign nation’s affairs, but would cooperate with United Nations military interventions in foreign countries, which I approved.
I would reduce US military spending by 50 percent.
I would lobby Congress to outlaw all PACS.
I would lobby Congress to pass a law taxing all income made by US citizens, partnerships and corporations outside US borders, as if said income was made inside US borders.
The same law would tax all foreign citizens, partnerships and corporations doing business inside US borders the same as US citizens, partnerships and corporations are taxed.
I would lobby Congress to eliminate all accelerated depreciation, depletion allowances and tax credits from the Internal Revenue Code.
I would lobby Congress to legalize marijuana and tax its production and sale, just like is done with tobacco and booze, both of which narcotics are far more dangerous and destructive than marijuana.
I would lobby Congress to pass a Constitutional Amendment, so that all national elected offices are for six years, limited to one term.
I would lobby Congress to pass a Constitutional Amendment abolishing the electoral college, and making all national elections decided by a simple majority.
I would lobby Congress to pass a Constitutional Amendment outlawing all political parties and campaign advertising in national elections.
I would lobby Congress to pass a Constitutional Amendment requiring all candidates for national office to be write-in candidates generated by voter initiative.
I would lobby Congress to pass a law allowing American citizens and residents to buy medical pharmaceutical drugs from any country they wish, since it is  their health and bodies and money in play.
I would lobby Congress to pass a law saying what happens between patient and doctor is as protected as what happens between parishioner and minister, and patient and doctor alone decide the medical treatment, including abortions.
I would lobby Congress to use the savings from the implementation of the first five I woulds above, and from the marijuana tax, to shore up Social Security and fund a national health care program similar to Canada’s.
I would lobby Congress to require the American auto industry to produce only cars which run on propane, because the US has huge natural gas reserves and propane burns more efficiently and cleaner than gasoline and diesel fuel.
I would lobby Congress to fund research for inventing engines which convert water into hydrogen for fuel, and into oxygen for atmosphere replenishment.
I would veto any deficit budget passed by Congress.
I would lobby Congress to remove “under God” from the Pledge of Allegiance, because only God determines what is under God.
I imagine all of that would be pretty interesting.
Meanwhile, national politics is a terminal disaster and it looks like America is headed the way other great empires went. It’s pretty darn cold at the South Pole, even in mid-summer, so how about we move to some place like Denmark or Bali?
Sloan
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To which news, an old white-water-paddling lawyer amigo (many levels to that metaphor) in Tuscaloosa replied:
Sloan, I would love to be your vice-president, so I could seek to implement your policies/goals after your untimely demise from a Teapartier musket ball. I would seek one additional piece of legislation.  Any member of congress or the executive branch ( or any judicial officer who makes a supportive statement) who supports getting into another war, must volunteer themselves and at least one family member for immediate enlistment into any branch of the military which has members directly involved in combat.  Additional family members not involved in combat operations, which includes drone use, would be assigned to body and remains preparations for return to US and escort service from the planes returning deceased service members.
Hawkman/Viet Nam Vet, Anitwar Activist
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Personally, I say every American man, woman and child, who says the US wars in Iraq and/or Afghanistan were justified to begin with, should be deported to Afghanistan. I imagine that would solve a lot of problems in the States, which otherwise never will be resolved in the one nation, under testosterone. However, I hate to think what it would be like for Afghanistan to patriate and integrate over half of the American population.
Post-script
After reading the above, a member of the school district in the Florida Keys said he agreed with everything I wrote that I would do, but he would add to it that each kid, on leaving high school, would do a six month internship in community service to their country, as would kids living in America who are not US citizens. I said sort of like the Peace Corps, but in America. Robin said yes, and they learn job skills during their community service. And then they go to college or to work.
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Hope replied to the what I would do list:
Sloan, I agree with you on much but not all of this. I worry about the future of this county and thus the future of our children and grandchildren. Denmark might be too cold also after living in the south–hadn’t thought of Bali but had thought of the Outback of Australia. Hope
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To which I replied:
Hi, Hope, You gave up on the South Pole? Wait til to you meet the trillions x trillions x trillions of flies in Australia, which you never hear about in the come see Australia ads. Am past worrying about effect of the future of this county on my descendants, since it looks like there isn’t anything I can do about it and it’s gonna happen and only the how it happens is still up in the air. It’s all I can do to worry about today and dragging myself out of bed and through it. In one of my dreams last night I was praying for, or was told to pray for, the United States. Don’t know yet if it was literal, or about something I’ve been writing on, like what I wrote to you the other day that I would do if I were the US President. Maybe I should pray on that? Twice in my sleep I was asked if I would ask for a divine intervention for all of humanity. Three days after the first request was 911. The second request came on the first anniversary of the first request, and that time I did not wake up and ask for the divine intervention, but asked for the divine intervention in my sleep. Then, I said, “And let it begin in me!” Yoweee!!! Be careful what you ask for. So maybe I really was asked last night to pray for, or was praying for, the United States? Maybe I’ll know by tomorrow. Sloan
Mother Nature

After writing that, I took a nap and dreamt over and over about praying for the United States in different ways represented by different offensive formations on a chess board, headed up by this queen, none of which formations were quite set up right.

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I awoke wondering what I was missing, and as I dragged myself out of bed and kept wondering, it seemed I was getting that what I need to pray for is an in fusion of the feminine essence into the United States. I have been writing at goodmorningfloridakeys.com about the feminine and how absent she is in this species. All of my what I would dos above are feminine moves. The United States has poked its you know what into other countries’ business for far too long. That was the message in the killing of the US Ambassador to Lybia. It’s way past time the United States started tending to its own disarrayed business within its own land boundaries. The many beams in its own eye. Before God, we all are naked.

So if it is God’s will, let there be a divine intervention of the feminine essence into the United States, and let it begin in me, if that also is God’s will.

Next day post-script:

Okay, a few hours after making the prayer, I watched some of the presidential debate last night. If any grown up American really thinks, or believes, that either Barack Obama or Mitt Romney will turn the US around, then that American is not grown up but is still wearing diapers. I really doesn’t matter which one of them wins. Although I don’t care for President Obama, I hate it when people enter a game and then don’t play by the rules. Mitt Romney repeatedly ignored the rule that once he had his time answering a question, when a new question was asked, he was to answer that question and not return to an earlier question. The moderator tried many times to stop Mitt from doing that, and he talked through her every time, as if he were the boss of everyone there and watching on, as if he were, hmmm, a king. No doubt, the lemmings salivating for Mitt to get elected thought he had a divine right to ignore the rule President Obama did pretty well obeying. If I were President Obama, I might finally have just said, out of order probably, “Look, if the son of a bitch won’t play by the rules for this forum, do you think he will be law-abiding if he is elected president?” Then, I would tell the moderator, out of order probably, “You should have cut Mitt off the first time he talked through you and went back to another question, and if he didn’t obey you, you should have stopped the forum. If you let him do it again, I’m leaving and you can face the music with your producer and network for why you did not run the forum the way you were supposed to run it. If you think I’m joking , let Mitt do it again and see what happens.” 

Next day Post-script:

Today features some evidence of the feminine divine intervention I was moved to pray for day before yesterday, as described in the goodmorningbirmingham.com post: if I were POTUS (President of the United States), I probably would be killed soonest, but meanwhile, I pray for a divine intervention of the female essence into the United States, which claims to be one nation under God ….

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From Facebook:

Sloan Bashinsky waaaaaa! if I can’t force people to follow my religion, how can I keep convincing myself that my religion is correct and other religions are false?

Bob Consroe Everyone wants to know who won the debate, which is irrelevant because who lost is the human race! We face extinction due to climate change but no one asked and no one will… not to mention the “the war on drugs” that has caused untold harm to millions (especially the incarceration of people of color) while enriching the few, the erosion of constitutional rights with particular emphasis on the first amendment, (rendition, due process of law, free speech, and the silencing of whistle blowers), money in politics and the rigging of the supreme court and who really owns this country, and why has no one been prosecuted for the economic disaster… just to mention a few of the real issues. Oh, and what the fuck are we still doing in Afghanistan? The truth is that both candidates are corporate shills and anyone who thinks this, or any debate, has any substance is deluded! http://www.salon.com/2012/10/17/a_ludicrous_debate_on_energy/

A ludicrous debate on energy www.salon.com

The candidates fight over who loves coal more? The words not spoken? “Climate change” and “oil spill”

Sloan Bashinsky Ludicrous debate entirely, what parts I suffered through, the art of saying many words I ain’t sure I remember too many of, except I remember Obama promising the live audience that they always could rely on him to tell to the truth about matters of national security, and I wondered if that meant on other topics we could not always count on him to tell the truth? Maybe rhetorical. I posted something uplifting about Mittens last night.

Bill Blue via Rick DostalOur Democracy at work…
www.democracynow.org Green Party presidential nominee Jill Stein and vice-presidential candidate Cheri Honkala were arrested Tuesday as they attempted to enter the grounds of the presidential debate site at Hofstra University. Like other third-party candidates, Stein was blocked from participating in the debate by the C…
 

Bert Lee Holy shit. That’s reminiscent of Soviet Russia.

Bill Blue Even though I will  not vote for the Green Party nominee, they are on 85% of the ballot in America and they have a right to a voice…but the two parties don’t think so ….About all real democracies in the world have more then two parties….

Bert Lee Absolutely Bill.

Sloan Bashinsky Alas, America is not a democracy, it’s a “republic”.

Bert Lee Actually, Sloan, it is now officially an Oligarchy.

Sloan Bashinsky Which, I believe, is evolutionarily just beneath, or just above, a monarchy?

Bert Lee Sloan, I believe it is a recurring condition in the evolution of societies. A monarchy is similar, but it puts the power in the bloodline. I suppose Oligarchies do as well, since most extreme wealth is inherited. But the most extreme wealth resides now in these newly anointed ‘people’ called corporations. So perhaps Oligarchy is slightly off the mark. Might we say Corporate Syndicalism, which is, evolutionarily just north of fascism.

Sloan Bashinsky Yes, monarchy requires that ruling despot has blood

Dan Simpson Not even an attempt to be polite for public relations? Getting a bit scary, don’t you think?

Sloan Bashinsky Have you ever seen me at a candidate “debate”? Polite never gets in the way of calling them as I see them. Alas, about half of the debate I watched was long on posturing and short (perhaps devoid works better) on substance – a male dog pissing contest perhaps also works better.

Bill Blue Sloan, I think Danny was talking in general terms about the articles….

Dan Simpson I was actually talking about the cops blatantly arresting a candidate for the presidency.

Sloan Bashinsky Oh, okay. Sorry. Did the arrested presidential candidate not anticipate arrest? Did the arrested presidential candidate perhaps want to be arrested? The publicity might be pretty good campaign fodder. [The candidate is a woman, as is her running mate.]

Ciao-sky

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The 2012 Ryder Cup – X-Ray of America’s soul

The Ryder Cup probably is the most prestigious of all golf events today. It started out being between Great Britain and America, but today it is between Europe and America. It was held last Friday- Sunday, and I watched most of it.

After the first day of team play, Team Europe, the defending champion, and Team America were tied 4-4, with one point earned for a win, half a point for a tie. After the second day of team play, Team America led 10-6, a seemingly insurmountable lead. Then came the third day, singles play, which was Sunday.

Let me back up.

Team Europe dedicated its effort to former golf legend Seve Ballesteros, of Spain, who died too young last year. A likeness of Seve was on Team Europe’s golf bags. Team Europe’s captain Jose Maria Olazabal, whom Seve had mentored and played with in Ryder Cups, said Seve’s presence was with them.

Team America’s public relations department kept flashing back to a video of an older Ryder Cup, in which Team America’s captain Ben Crenshaw said he believed in fate and he had a good feeling about that Ryder Cup, which Team America was not doing well in, but in the end emerged victorious. Team Europe had won most of the recent Rider Cups.

Thus was the stage set.

From the start on Friday, I was turned off by the “USA! USA! USA!” chanting when a Team America player did well, and by American fans cheering when a Team Europle player did poorly. It was totally out of place in the Ryder Cup. It denigrated the spirit of the event, the game itself, and America.

From the start, it seemed Team America was displaying more end-zone dancing when a Team America player won a hole, or made a good shot, than Team Europe was displaying, although both teams were doing it. Fist pumps also were in vogue.

That is not the golf my father taught me. It was a gentleman’s game. It was civil. It was reverent. It was an x-ray of the soul, to borrow from Golf in the Kingdom, by Michael Murphy. I didn’t play golf the way my father taught it to me, but he taught me correctly.

The first single’s pair teed off around noon on Sunday. Team Europe went ahead in some matches, Team America went ahead ahead in some matches, and some matches were even, all square.

Around 3 p.m., I said out loud, “Team Europe is going to win because of ‘USA!, USA!, USA!”’ Maybe my cat heard me say it.

Slowly, inexorably, Team Europe gained the upper hand in most of the matches. By the end of the day, Team Europe had 14 1/2 points and Team America had 13 1/2. Team America’s players and captain Davis Love were unhinged. Team Europe’s players and captain Jose Maria Olazabal were in an epiphany.

Team Europe gave Seve Ballesteros’ presence a lot of credit, and their own grit and determination the rest of the credit. There were no “USA! USA! USA!” chants at the end. There were no flashbacks to Ben Crenshaw saying he believed in fate, other than a TV commentator said perhaps Jose Maria Ozalabal had stolen Ben’s line.

Let me back up again.

The golf course itself was rigged to favor Team America, which tended to be longer off the tee but not as accurate as Team Europe. The fairways were very wide. The roughs were cut low, so there was little hazard in missing a fairway and ending up in the rough. This fix was mentioned by the TV commentators. I wondered how the golf course could represent the game itself, in this tournament especially, with wide fairways and panzy-ass roughs?

The Ryder Cup is not played for money. It is played for the love of the game and bragging rights across the pond (Atlantic Ocean). It is the only professional golf tournament that is like an amateur tournament, because no money is paid to the winners. It’s sort of like the Olympics, except it is limited to Europe and America.

There probably are ten times more American tour golf pros as European tour golf pros. The purse in European Professional Golf Association tournaments is about 1/3 the $1 million-plus purse in American PGA golf tournaments. Some European tour pros and tours pros from other countries are moving to the US to be able compete more often for the bigger purses.

The week before the Ryder Cup, American tour pro Brandt Snedeker won over $11 million in the Fed Ex Cup golf sweepstakes, by winning the last big American golf tournament this year at East Lake in Atlanta. Brandt played terrible in the Ryder Cup. Tiger Woods and Steve Stricker did not win a match. Looks to me America could learn much from this year’s Ryder Cup, and Europe and the world golf community could, too.

If I were the American PGA community, I would not participate in the Brazil Olympics, where golf will be a sport for the first time. “USA! USA! USA!” simply does not belong on a golf course. The grand old game, which began in Scotland, is far bigger than that.

Sloan Bashinsky

Little Torch Key, Florida Keys

sloanbashinsky@hotmail.com