rave review of spooker spy thriller allegedly written by a civilian

Al Morgan

The Baby Phoenix, allegedly written by a civilian, is a spooker spy Arab terrorist intrigue set in the Arab realm and in America during the Soviet inversion of Vietnam, which is Afghanistan, purports to have been written by Al Morgan, who is my duplicate bridge partner about six months of the year, when he lives in his home in Marathon, Florida Keys with his lovely wife Alice and their love slobber mutt Bailey. The rest of the time, Al, Alice and Bailey live, they claim, yes Bailey is fluent in human and golden retriever, near Boston, Mass, where Al claims he once attended M.I.T. and majored in chemical engineering and minored in mechanical engineering.

All of which finds credible evidence in this rather interesting and sometimes amusing and sometimes not amusing tale. As does Al’s claim of having gone to work at Oak Ridge on something he won’t tell me, in pursuit of his Masters at M.I.T. – some kind of top secret Uncle Sam-MIT exchange program, is all I can make out, lend credence to his experience to write such a tale as The Baby Phoenix, a miniature and perhaps a bit more diabolical version of the American Phoenix missle. Actually, a Stinger kinda shoulder-launcher missile with lots more smarts.

From Oak Ridge, Al claims he returned to M.I.T. and finished his Masters and taught, and then he took his PhD and taught and helped one of his M.I.T. professor’s earn a chair, or maybe Al earned the chair but the professor ended up sitting it it. Then, Al claims, he went into private industry with a Mass-based company, sort of rhymes with Company, and designed factories in America, South America and elsewhere overseas. A great legend, if you are a spook spy freak, which I sort of must be given how many spook spy novels I have read. Along the way, it slipped out a few times in our senior babbling that Al did some inventing that led to patents, which led to perhaps more than some wampum headed his way. Like I said, what a great legend!

I had no clue Al was a pastured spook until I read The Baby Phoenix. Ain’t no way a wannabe spook could write such a tale, is my spook spy novel lover ignorant opinion. Of course, Al denies his spook spy past, not terribly covertly revealed in the tale, and pretends to be his legend, which is fun to bat around at the old folks’ bridge game every Thursday afternoon, six months a year. Al’s a pretty darn good bridge player, too. Pretty darn better than this wannabe bridge ace not.

I suppose the character in the tale I most enjoyed meeting was a goatherd in Western Pakistan, whose most immediate philosophy was it was his job, not the neighboring wild dogs’, to eat his goats, and he was mighty glad to end up with a CIA-provided M-16, or something equally vicious, with several loaded clips to share with the wolves.

About one-fourth of the way into the tale the action slows a bit and the chemical and mechanical engineering takes front seat. But only to set the stage for the pace quickening and the tale weaving and juking, and, well, why tell the story when the point of my writing this review is to get you to buy The Baby Phoenix and learn how a Saudi terrorist prince got a hold of it, and more than just one of it, and set out to drive the airline companies and intelligence agencies of Israel, America and a few other easily-irritated countries, such as France and Saudi Arabia, a bit more than wankers, as the intrigue races toward a finale you might think was invented by Mozart and not by an alleged M.I.T. graduate, if you probably didn’t know better.

All to set up the sequel, and the sequel’s sequel, both soon to be hot off the press, according to Al. You do not want to read the sequel before you read the genesis of this evolving spook spy Arab terrorist thriller saga.

You can get The Baby Phoenix in either hard copy or Kindle at Amazon.com. 505 pages, the print was large enough for this sight and otherwise challenged senior to read with eye-glasses and not get a head-ache or eye-strain.

Sloan Bashinsky
Little Torch Key

 

 

 
 

to whom much is given

I felt deathly ill and cast adrift after putting up yesterday’s the worm turns somewhat on gay-bashing at Key West High School post. Around noon I called Todd German, said it looked to me like The Advocate recently not including Key West as a gay-friendly city and the ensuing surfacing of gay-bashing aimed at one boy at Key West High School were not happenstance. I said it looked to me from the deafening silence coming out of Key West and out of The Citizen, and the way the School District was responding with subterfuge, was proof plenty the city was not gay friendly. I didn’t expect an answer from Todd, the situation spoke for itself.

The day before, Todd had asked me what I thought about this in The Citizen, and I had said I would take a look but hoped it was not something I was supposed to engage – lots of luck.

 The Gospel according to Obama – get thee back to your pews

BY CHARLES KRAUTHAMMER

Washington Post Writers Group

The Gospel according to Obama

At the National Prayer Breakfast last week, seeking theological underpinning for his drive to raise taxes on the rich, President Obama invoked the highest possible authority.

His policy, he testified “as a Christian,” “coincides with Jesus’s teaching that ‘for unto whom much is given, much shall be required.’ ”

Now, I’m no theologian, but I’m fairly certain that neither Jesus nor his rabbinic forebears, when speaking of giving, meant some obligation to the state. You tithe the priest, not the tax man.

The Judeo-Christian tradition commands personal generosity as represented, for example, by the biblical injunction against retrieving any sheaf left behind while harvesting one’s own field. That is for the gleaners — “the poor and the alien” (Leviticus 19:10). Like Ruth in the field of Boaz.

As far as I can tell, that charitable transaction involved no mediation by the IRS. But no matter. Let’s assume that Obama has biblical authority for hiking the marginal tax rate exactly 4.6 points for couples making more than $250,000 (depending, of course, on the prevailing shekelto- dollar exchange rate).

Let’s stipulate that Obama’s prayer-breakfast invocation of religion as vindicating his politics was not, God forbid, crass, hypocritical, self-serving electioneering, but a sincere expression of a social-gospel Christianity that sees good works as central to the very concept of religiosity.

Fine. But this Gospel according to Obama has a rival — the newly revealed Gospel according to Sebelius, over which has erupted quite a contretemps. By some peculiar logic, it falls to the health and human services secretary to promulgate the definition of “religious” — for the purposes, for example, of exempting religious institutions from certain regulatory dictates.

Such exemptions are granted in grudging recognition that, whereas the rest of civil society may be broken to the will of the state’s regulators, our quaint Constitution grantsspecial autonomy to religious institutions.

Accordingly, it would be a mockery of the Free Exercise Clause of the First Amendment if, for example, the Catholic Church were required by law to freely provide such “health care services” (in secularist parlance) as contraception, sterilization and pharmacological abortion — to which Catholicism is doctrinally opposed as a grave contravention of its teachings about thesanctity of life.

Ah. But there would be no such Free Exercise violation if the institutions so mandated are deemed, by regulatory fiat not religious. And thus, the word came forth from Sebelius decreeing the exact criteria required (a) to meet her definition of “religious” and thus (b) to qualify for a modicum of independence from newly enacted state control of American health care, under which the aforementioned Sebelius and her phalanx of experts determine everything — from who is to be covered, to which treatments are to be guaranteed free of charge.

Criterion 1: A “religious institution” must have “the inculcation of religious values as its purpose.” But that’s not the purpose of Catholic charities; it’s to give succor to the poor. That’s not the purpose of Catholic hospitals; it’s to give succor to the sick. Therefore, they don’t qualify as “religious” — and therefore can be required, among other things, to provide free morning-after abortifacients.

Criterion 2: Any exempt institution must be one that “primarily employs” and “primarily serves persons who share its religious tenets.” Catholic soup kitchens do not demand religious IDs from either the hungry they feed or the custodians they employ. Catholic charities and hospitals — even Catholic schools— do not turn away Hindu or Jew. Their vocation is universal, precisely the kind of universal love-thy-neighbor vocation that is the very definition of religiosity as celebrated by the Gospel of Obama.

Yet according to the Gospel of Sebelius, these very same Catholic institutions are not religious at all — under the secularist assumption that religion is what happens on Sunday under some Gothic spire, while good works are “social services” properly rendered up unto Caesar.

This all would be merely the story of contradictory theologies, except for this: Sebelius is Obama’s appointee. She works for him. These regulations were his call. Obama authored both gospels.

Therefore: To flatter his faith-breakfast guests and justify his tax policies, Obama declares good works to be the essence of religiosity. Yet he turns around and, through Sebelius, tells the faithful who engage in good works that what they’re doing is not religion at all. You want to do religion? Get thee to a nunnery.

You want shelter from the power of the state? Get out of your soup kitchen and back to your pews. Outside, Leviathan rules.

Charles Krauthammer is a columnist with the Washington Post Writers Group. His column appears in The Citizen on Mondays. His e-mail address is letters@charleskrauthammer.com.

I split my sides laughing when President Obama quoted “To whom much is given, much is asked in return,” to justify raising taxes on the rich. How many times, I couldn’t possibly recount one one-millioneth of them, have I heard Republicans quote the Bible to justify their behavior when what they quoted agreed with their behavior, while conveniently not quoting the Bible when it did not agree with their behavior. For a Democrat President to do what Republicans have been doing since I can remember and probably long before that, well, that was seriously hilarious!!!

Of course, President Obama, and Charles Krauthammer as well, missed the entire point of that New Testament passage. Jesus said “To whom much is given, much is asked in return” to his disciples with respect to the Kingdom of God, not with respect to secular possessions. Jesus had told them the Kingdom of God was not of this world, and they had been given much (the Kingdom of God), and much would be asked of them therefore. And much was asked of them by and by. Their very lives and souls were required of them, and their entire way of thinking and living before they met Jesus.

I imagine President Obama’s discarded God-assigned minister Jeremiah Wright would have explained it the same as I just explained it, if President Obama had bothered to dial Jeremiah up and ask him about it. Alas, President Obama seems to be turning out much like George W. Bush, who said on national television that God had told him to go to war in Iraq. Not Jesus, not the Bible, but GOD had told him to go to war in Iraq, President Bush said. If you believe God told Bush to go to war in Iraq, you will believe anything President Obama says.

Charles Krauthammer makes another wee BLUNDER by not knowing how things work in America. I think maybe if you own and operate, say, a private Christian school, and you do not get federal funding for it, you can have public prayer in classrooms, assemblies, etc., even though Jesus told his disciples in the Gospels not to pray in public like the Pharisees, but to pray in secret and be rewarded by God in secret. However, I think maybe if the same private Christian school receives federal funding, it forfeits its separation of state and church protection and has to play by the same no-public-prayer-in-school rules required of public schools by separation of state and church.

Right, here’s what really happened. President Obama had someone tell the Pope, or a Cardinal or a Bishop, “If your hospitals in America want to keep receiving federal funding, then they will provide birth control services. If your hospitals don’t want to received federal funding, no problem, but no more federal funding. Saying it another way, ‘Render unto Caesar that which is Caesar’s, and render unto God that which is God’s.’ So you decide which way you want to go, and that’s how it will go.”

I am willing to cut Charles Krauthammer a bit of slack for not understanding what I imagine 99.999 percent of Christians and Catholics do not understand: the meaning of “To whom much is given, much is asked in return.” However, I am not willing to cut him any slack over not knowing someone representing President Obama told someone representing the Pope, “You can’t have it both ways. You can’t claim religious freedom on the one hand, and suck the secular US Government teat under God on the other hand.”

I don’t know what possessed – yeah, right! – Charles Krauthammer to compare a Catholic Services soup kitchen to a Catholic hospital in America. Having extensively partaken the services of both services, I know for a fact the Catholic hospital I used in Birmingham, Alabama is strongly motivated to make as much money as possible, and I know for a fact the Catholic Services soup kitchen in Key West is driven to feed the poor, just as Jesus preached. Except, I also know for a fact there is a large element in the Catholic Church in Key West and in the overseeing Diocese to rid themselves of the soup kitchen in Key West, in hope of ridding Key West of all its homeless people.

I wonder where Jesus would come down on birth control and abortion, if he was with us today? We don’t know, do we? How could we know, if he is not with us? Maybe the safe stance on that topic, therefore, is to leave alone, until Jesus is among us and speaks to it. Just me talking, I think abortions cause serious soul damage to women in most cases, and in many cases to the fathers. Better to put an unwanted child up for adoption therefore. To be given a child is much, and the very least is to let it live.

Maybe the safe stance on President Obama is not re-elect him, since he showed us all his true colors when he accepted the Nobel Peace Prize while waging wars God had told his predecessor to start, according to his predecessor. Better to have a President who doesn’t believe God exists, than to have one who puts words into God’s mouth, which God never said.

However, to cut President Obama a wee bit of slack, I imagine Jesus chuckled when President Obama told Republicans Jesus wanted them to pay higher taxes. After all, Jesus indeed did say in the Gospels, “It is more blessed to give, than to receive.” Maybe the Catholic hosptials should keep that in mind before asking for any more federal funding. The Pope is a hell of a lot richer than Uncle Sam, so maybe the Pope should give some of that wampum to America, where some of it came from to begin with, according to the history courses I took in school. Much more came from south of Texas, which might explain why that part of the Americas is so much poorer.

Meanwhile, maybe Charles Krauthammer should get himself back into his pew and study up some more on Jesus in the Gospels. Maybe Jesus is just itching to hammer some sense into at least one Kraut.

As for this molecule in The Asteroid Belt, who is me, I keep pondering this that came winging in from Sancho Panza day before yesterday:

 “I’m going to be a happy idiot
And struggle for the legal tender
Where the ads take aim and lay their claim
To the heart and the soul of the spender
And believe in whatever may lie
In those things that money can buy
Thought true love could have been a contender
Are you there?
Say a prayer for the Pretender
Who started out so young and strong
Only to surrender.”

Plus this …

 
The Pretender lyrics
Songwriters: Mendel, Nate; Shiflett, Christopher; Grohl, David; Hawkins, Taylor;

Keep you in the dark
You know they all pretend
Keep you in the dark
And so it all began

Send in your skeletons
Sing as their bones go marching in again
They need you buried deep
The secrets that you keep are ever ready
Are you ready?

I’m finished making sense
Done pleading ignorance
That whole defense

Spinning infinity
Boy, the wheel is spinning me
It’s never ending, never ending
Same old story

What if I say I’m not like the others?
What if I say I’m not just another one of your plays?
You’re the pretender
What if I say that I will never surrender?

What if I say I’m not like the others?
What if I say I’m not just another one of your plays?
You’re the pretender
What if I say that I’ll never surrender?

In time or so I’m told
I’m just another soul for sale, oh well
The page is out of print, we are not permanent
We’re temporary, temporary
Same old story

What if I say I’m not like the others?
What if I say I’m not just another one of your plays?
You’re the pretender
What if I say that I’ll never surrender?

What if I say I’m not like the others?
What if I say I’m not just another one of your plays?
You’re the pretender
What if I say I will never surrender?

I’m the voice inside your head you refuse to hear
I’m the face that you have to face, mirrorin’ your stare
I’m what’s left, I’m what’s right, I’m the enemy
I’m the hand that’ll take you down, bring you to your knees
So who are you? Yeah, who are you?
Yeah, who are you? Yeah, who are you?

Keep you in the dark, you know they all pretend

What if I say I’m not like the others?
What if I say I’m not just another one of your plays?
You’re the pretender
What if I say I will never surrender?

What if I say I’m not like the others?
What if I say I’m not just another one of your plays?
You’re the pretender
What if I say that I’ll never surrender?

What if I say you’re not like the others?
(Keep you in the dark)
What if I say I’m not just another one of your plays?
(You know they all pretend)
You’re the pretender
What if I say I will never surrender?

What if I say I’m not like the others?
(Keep you in the dark)
What if I say I’m not just another one of your plays?
(You know they all pretend)
You’re the pretender
What if I say I will never surrender?

So who are you? Yeah, who are you?
Yeah, who are you?

To be dead honest, I don’t know who I am, other than I know I sure don’t like pretending, because it takes too much energy and effort, and causes too much trouble. Jesus told his disciples wise men and kings would give all they had to have what he gave to them. I know no one who would give a penny for what Jesus gave to me, some of which can be seen in the 1,650-plus posts in the Today’s Cock-a-doodle-doo archives at goodmorningkeywest.com.
In that vein, I received this from a Key Largo amiga day before yesterday:

Thought you might be interested.

 
U.S. Cities Criminalize Homelessness, Violate Human Rights Agreements
Thanks, Sue. Key West led the way, along with Miami, in criminalizing being homeless; looks like the rest of the country now is catching up. Doesn’t seem the Huffington Post knows of Pottinger v. Miami, in which the US District Court in the Southern District of Florida held Miami using its police to deny homeless people sleep and other functions necessary to stay alive was unconstitutional cruel and unusual punishment, and enjoined the city and its police, and awarded damages against the city to the ACLU-represented homeless class and a nice attorney fee and litigation expense reimbursement to the ACLU-assigned lawyers, and took over the City of Miami re all its dealings with homeless people, which arrangement might still be in place today. That is the lawsuit I keep thinking needs to be filed against Key West, which lies within the same US District Court’s jurisdiction, as do the entire Florida Keys. I wonder how many of those police and the people in the Huffington-Post article and in Key West, who criminalize being homeless also attend a Christian church and worship the man they believed saved them, the man who told his disciples the poor would always be with them, the man who walked with lepers, the man who told his disciples as you do to the least of these you do also to me, the man who said it is more blessed to give than to receive? Sloan

Back in the spring of 2001, when my email hit list was much smaller, years before I even dreamed of having my own website, much less three websites, I wrote a missive about my own close brush with being gay, about St. Paul being gay, about my persuading a number of gay men to attend an unusual Sunday school class at an old-line downtown Birmingham Baptist Church, all as described in yesterday’s the worm turns somewhat on gay-bashing at Key West High School post, and about gay orientation usually being the product of serious soul trauma to the female aspect of a person.

A Key West gay organization received a copy of that missive and emailed back that they wanted to use it in their publication and asked for my contact information. I emailed back saying they could use it and I had no mailing address other than the email address. I heard nothing back from them and they did not publish it. I got the impression they thought being homeless was a sin, which one of them as much as admitted when I later brought it up in person.

 
I felt it was pretty funny to be discriminated against by gays because I was homeless and they were hard-promoting One Human Family. That was before Key West made it a crime to be homeless, which happened right after 911. Then, I really felt discriminated against and again felt it was pretty funny because Key West’s official creed was One Human Family and because Jesus was homeless and because everyone I knew, including myself, was homeless in God’s eyes.

On homelessness at Key West High School, this yesterday to Carol King and her gay son:

 
Carol, Cary -

Received this below from a very old friend in Birmingham replying to what I posted today. Michael tends to think hard on situations, and I have not known him to be insincere. I have not sent much about Cary’s travail to Michael and my other Alabama email contacts, and some of what Michael asks might be due to his not having received all of it. However, he asks questions others might ask. I myself was puzzled that Cary did not know the names of any of the boys in the most recent incident, if some of them were in his class. Please answer all of Michael’s questions as best as you can.

Thanks,

Sloan

Sloan,

While I feel for the young man who has allegedly been bullied, my lack of knowledge about what caused this situation nags at me. Nothing has been mentioned about any actions by the young man that may have brought these thugs into the activities. It might be something as simple as the young man feeling a deep desire to assert his sexuality on a world that did not really care until he felt compelled to flaunt it. I have seen it happen that flaunting that sexuality created “unwanted” attention, but once that attention came into play, the person with the out of the ordinary lifestyle created situations to bring out the attention, then acted hurt or attacked because of the attention. I do not live there and do not know the various parties involved, just what I have watched transpire between those in similar situations. I DID have two very valid questions while reading the information you provided. 1) I question the fact that the young man had no clue as to who those bullying him were. He claimed not to know names or parental names or anything about the guys. Well, he goes to school with them and they supposedly are very aware about many phases of HIS life. They know HIM, why is he clueless about who they are. That school isn’t that big. Why don’t the people who were his witnesses not know who they are? 2) This might be a misread on my part, but his Mother signed something “Esquire”. Is she an attorney? Does she have a desire to sue the school system for all the alleged damage done to her son? Is she trying to find peace for her child or a crack into the school board’s checkbook? Once again, I do not live there, nor know any of these people, but there seems to be something very odd about the entire situation. The silence of the Gay community is deafening. The reaction of teachers and administrators is odd because it seems to leave a bad taste in my mouth. Those are not normal reactions of administrators. Do they know a lot more about what is causing all this turmoil and do not wish to risk creating additional questions regarding the young man and his Mother? Why do other high school students know so much about the private life of this young man?
Just questions that I feel need to be massaged a little before preparing to joust for his honor.
MM
 
Sloan:

Cary is not friends with these kids so that’s why he doesn’t know the names. It was his first or second week in that class. He doesn’t really pay attention to that kind of thing. The VP [Vice-Principal] refused to reveal the other names to me citing confidentiality. He doesn’t “flaunt” his sexuality. He was sitting in class when his fellow students starting in on him. He doesn’t dress flamboyantly or wear makeup. He doesn’t paint his nails. He’s just a regular kid who happens to be gay.

I sign everything Esquire as is my right in the same way that doctors sign everything “MD”. I have no interest or intent to sue the school. I could care less. My interest is fairness to my son and other students. Yesterday, a friend of his received a rose for Valentine’s Day from a boy she liked. Said boy then went up to her and told her it was a joke and started making fun of her. She told my son she wanted to kill herself. I immediately reported that to the principal.

CK

 
Seems Cary did okay until he quit pretending, then he was treated to hell on earth. Alas, it was hell in Cary when he was pretending. Jesus told his disciples in the Gospels, if they brought forth what was within them, it would save them, but if they did not bring it forth, it would destroy them. He told them if they abided in him, they would come to know the truth and the truth would set them free. He never told them it would be easy. In fact, he told them many are called, but few are chosen; steep is the way, narrow the gate, and few enter therein; the labor is great but the workers are few. Looks to me Jesus has taken a very special interest in Cary Yoder and in his mother.
 
Sloan Bashinsky
 

the worm turns somewhat on gay-bashing at Key West High School

“Sometimes you’re the windshield, sometimes you’re the bug. Sometimes you’re the Louisville Slugger, sometimes you’re the ball.” Mary Chapin Carpenter, on life

Posted yesterday to goodmorningfloridakeys.com by someone I don’t recognize by the email address:

If the collective school district believes thgat we actually should embrace all as “One Human Family”, why is the vice principal dead set on vilifying Cary Yoder with accusations of stereotyping and why have they violated his, and his mother’s, rights by forcing him to sign a statement without his mother’s knowledge or consent?

“Cover Your Ass” would be a more appropriate motto for the supposedly tolerant and accepting city of Key West.

Posted yesterday to gmfk.com by Carol King, mother of the gay boy who got bashed at Key West High School:

I want to thank everyone, especially Sloan, for bringing this to light. My son would testify if needed. He was especially upset with the school because the bullies (who were not really bullies but jokers according to the school) received Saturday school as punishment. I sent a 3 page letter to administration and got the stink eye from one of them on Friday. I would be more than happy to forward it to Sloan if he likes.

As for the causes, I’m not sure. I suspect there is an economic reason involved. I also think the administration is telling everyone who calls that it was nothing and they handled it. We haven’t heard from anyone except a school counselor who was trying to convince me my son was crazy and should be Baker Acted for his suicidal thoughts. I took him to a psychiatrist on Friday who diagnosed depression and said that what triggered his meltdown was what happened to him at school.

When he came out last year, he endured days after days of being called a “faggot”. Then came the incident in the classroom in which he was tormented by several kids. One of his teachers actually told him that he was faking it to get attention.

This isn’t an isolated incident involving one kid. If you read this link
http://gayteens.about.com/od/school/a/gsa_keywest.htm
even the straight kids get taunted with homophobic slurs such as “gay lover” and “lesbian”.

Is it too much to ask that the city which prides itself on diversity to actually practice what it preaches?

Email from Carol yesterday: 

Thanks. Keep up the good work. Here is the letter we sent to the school. If you can leave out Ms. Russell’s name, I’d appreciate it.

Dear Ms. Russell:

This letter is a follow up to our telephone conversation of February 6, 2012 regarding my son, Cary Yoder, and the incident of vituperative and vulgar anti-homosexual harassment which occurred last week in his World History class. It is also to follow up our conversation of February 7, 2012 I appreciate the time and effort you, Mrs. Cooper and Mrs. Lucky have spent in handling this matter. As you know, this is not the first incident in which Cary has been targeted for being gay. It has been a very difficult year for him and it has affected his attendance and grades. Worse, Cary has suffered bouts of depression and self-doubt that have culminated in ongoing thoughts of suicide. All of this was relayed to Mrs. Cooper and Mr. Perkins in Mrs. Cooper’s office on Thursday, February 2, 2012, in the presence of my fiancé, Mark Firestone, and myself.

I was, quite frankly, stunned during our conversation in your office. To indicate that this incident was a “vulgar conversation that got out of hand” belittles Cary’s feelings and implies a “boys will be boys” attitude. I can almost guarantee that had these boys said the exact same thing to a female student, heads would roll. I received the impression that the school is embarrassed by my letter to the editor as I was challenged on the veracity of the letter. I wrote what I feel to be true based upon my son’s experiences.

Further, to imply that Cary’s absence the following day hindered the investigation is difficult to imagine. Cary had written his statement. All that was required was interviewing the witnesses and the aggressors. His presence was not needed. Why this was not done immediately in order to preserve an accurate account of the incident is unknown to me. Eyewitness testimony can change over time which is why it is less reliable the longer it is removed from the incident. 

I understand that two of the aggressors claimed that they were only joking and that Cary didn’t object. As I said, Cary believed the question that he was asked was, “Are you OK?” not “Are you gay?” Cary was genuinely afraid when he called me immediately following the incident and he had been crying. He gave me a complete report of what happened and what was said to him immediately after it occurred.
It is not for you or anyone else to attempt to reassure me that these students are not capable of violence. More to the point, this is not about the aggressors. This is about my son’s safety and emotional and physical well-being, both of which have been immeasurably harmed by these incidents at your school. He has stated to me that he has lost faith in the administration. 

Regarding the substitute teacher of the class, I would like to know what, if any, action will be taken. I am appalled that he chose not to intervene in this incident, and question the quality of teachers that are allowed a position of responsibility for which they are obviously ill-equipped. All of this brings me to comment on your position as outlined to me today. 

You need to know that, under no circumstances, and contrary to what you stated, has Cary adopted a stance of stereotyping the aggressors in this incident. Your assertion is a preposterous attempt to downplay the incident. Further, for you to state that it had nothing to with Cary being gay, when the aggressors asked him if he liked being “fucked in the ass”, if he “swallowed cum”, was he a”top or a bottom” and why he “didn’t like pussy”, beggars belief. 

Further, for a substitute teacher to state that he didn’t know what to do, (an admission that he was fully aware of the incident), makes me wonder if the Monroe County School District is in the habit of hiring the most incompetent teachers, subs or otherwise, who seem bereft of the intelligence required to attain a teaching degree in other parts of the country. This substitute teacher had numerous options: Tell the kids to stop or go to the principal’s office; tell Cary to go to the office as an alternative; call on his cell phone for assistance in the form of the high school police officer. To sit and do nothing is completely unacceptable. 

Last, as far as I am aware, there is no set number of times such harassment should occur before school officials deem it harassment. In fact, there have been many other “isolated incidences” where Cary has been subjected to the slur of “faggot” and similar gay-related insults. This time it was not one student, but SIX. Your own brochure entitled “Every Student’s Guide to Knowing What Harassment is All About” states quite clearly: “HARASSMENT IS ANY FORM OF UNWELCOME BEHAVIOR THAT IS DIRECTED AT YOU”. Nowhere does it state that such unwelcome behavior must occur multiple times before it is harassment. Further, for you to imply that somehow Cary is stereotyping his aggressors by stating he was afraid of them is political correctness run amok. He was being verbally assaulted in an ugly manner by several other students, at least one of whom is of a much larger build than he. The fact that they appeared to be minorities is of no consequence, especially when the student being harassed is a member of a minority himself, to wit THE GAY COMMUNITY. 

We fully expect Cary to henceforth be accorded the respect due every member of the “One Human Family” that is supposed to exist in Key West, and for the school district to do all in its power to ensure that this kind of vile behavior ceases immediately. 

Carol J. King, Esquire
Mark D. Firestone

Actually, go ahead and put her name in there, Sloan. She made my son sign a form stating he was no longer being bullied without my consent or knowledge.

 
Hi, Carol. Thanks. Good letter. Can you copy and paste your son’s complaint into an email and sent that to me? And can I have the names of the aggressor students, to the extent Cary knows their names, and the name of the substitute teacher? I don’t think the school can release those names, but I don’t think there is any restriction on the target of such behavior releasing the perps’ names. Below is an email exchange I had today with someone on who’s been on my email hit list a while. Normally, she and I get along okay, but she rubbed me the wrong way today.
Sloan
 
“DEAFENING SILENCE – gays to gay-bashing allegations at Key West High School”


” ” “Scott Fraser quoting me from yesterday’s “Key West – a gay friendly city?” post: “” ” …why the gay community has not gone to war over this…”,

and from Sandy Downs – “1. Why is the Gay & Lesbian group of youth at the High School not getting involved in this…” and “4. Why isn’t Heather Carruthers concerned about this, and why isn’t Teri Johnston?”

Hi Sloan,

Regarding the above quotes from your 2/13/12 post:

There was a post on the Coconut Telegraph which made a very good point, that this is a discrimination and harassment case much more than it is a “gay-bashing” case. Take out the gay label, and instead put in black, or African American, or Jewish, or obese, or special needs, or a sexual assault survivor, or etc, you get the point. It is not appropriate to make this harassment into a lightening rod for “gay”. Gay does not deserve any more attention or defense than any other personal characteristics (aka labels). The act of harassment is what’s important and should be the focus, not the “ism” attached to the victim.

I think your trying to stir the pot and get all the pro gay folks activated is the wrong approach and will not facilitate any remedy you may be trying to accomplish. Please ask yourself this – what’s in the best interest of this young man, who is a victim of a crime, and what’s my role in that? Better for everybody to work towards fighting the underlying social causes, and to make sure there are effective support resources for all victims. Don’t get mired down in a label, trying to activate just one specific response group. The real fight is bigger than that. So it’s good that people chose to “get involved”, but their efforts need to be aimed at the correct target. It may be the gay student last week, but what will be the label of next week’s victim?

Just because people support a certain cause or have a certain belief does not mean they have to beat the drums, march in the streets. Response is a choice, not an obligation. However, I recognize that you have many factors influencing you so may not agree with that concept.

And, in this specific situation, before people start berating and being outraged or incensed that “people aren’t”, consider the possibility that there are there are unknown facts, such as maybe the student has asked for privacy or not to be the focus of such a public display, or maybe the student and his family are doing handling things they way they want, and have communicated that to “gay community” adults who are respecting their wishes.

Not every offense needs to be, or benefits from being, turned into a cause celeb. Most important is this victim’s recovery and well-being.

Hi, Sue. Thanks for your thoughts.Maybe two or three posts back, in which Sandy Downs went on a tear about bullying of any shape, size, gender or color, I agreed with her 100 percent that gay-bashing is no different from any other apartheid. Here’s what I wrote precisely in that post:On a far broader bullying front was this in last night from Sandy Downs, whose six children attended lower Keys schools, one attended Big Pine Key Charter School:After calling to say she had sent it to me, Sandy said something like: 

“Gay-bashing is no worse than the bullying any child receives in Keys schools. It’s all bullying I want stopped.” I said I would quote her on that. She said okay. I agree. Bullying is bullying. The target being gay, black, white, female, male, Christian, Muslim, doesn’t make it worse or better.

The mother of the gay boy doesn’t seem to be concerned about this being kept private. She kicked it off with a letter to the editor in The Citizen, and she kept up with and contributed further to the topic in what I posted thereafter. She herself spoke against all forms of bullying in the schools, and said this isn’t just about her son’s experience. I published that, too.

Of course the gay community should be up in arms about any kind of bullying, but right now this situation is before them, and so far, they seem to have sat on their duffs, just like the School District and School Board have done, and the local newspapers, too.

I haven’t see you go to bat for this kid, or against bullying before now, and what seems to have drawn you out is your misperceived idea that I am just focusing on bullying practiced against one gay kid in schools. You could contact Ron Martin, who is your voting district’s School Board member and express your outrage. You could contact School Board Chairman John Dick and Superintendent of Schools Jesus Jara and express your outrage. You could call State Attorney Dennis Ward and ask him what his office is doing about it?

That I have received so few responses of outrage over what is alleged to have happened to this boy puzzles me to no end. Or should I said it distresses me to no end. Where is the ire you and others hold toward the way the School District manages its finances, which is chickenfeed compared to what this mother has published and had me publish about her son’s experience at Key West High School?

As you often say, to get to the bottom of a problem, follow the money angle. I imagine there is a money angle here. I imagine at the very bottom of the lack of a strong public outrage response, money is somehow in play. Money and prejudice against gays. For if this had been a black boy, or an Asian boy, or a Cuban boy, or a girl, or a special needs child, I bet the School Board and the School District’s phones would have rung and their email boxes would have been full 24-7. Which is why the gay community’s DEAFENING SILENCE is all the more incomprehensible.

As for this boy’s well-being, if his mother tells me, or if he tells me to lay off, I will honor that request, with the angels’ agreement. The mother wrote once that her son’s spirits were lifted by people speaking out for him. What I want now is the names of the kids who went after him. I want to publish their names, so the public can know who they are and who their parents are. I have asked the mother to ask her son to provide that. So far, I have yet to hear back from her on that.

Understand, Sue, this mother has been on my email list about a year and a half. Early on, she and I exchanged a number of emails about Key West politics, which I published. She was fully aware of what happens when I start writing about something. When she saw I had used her letter to an editor in a post, she encouraged me to run with it. She provided more information, as I requested it. She is a far better judge of what is best for her son than you or I.

So far, the angels have pushed me hard to stay on top of this situation. The angels nobody known to me has on their case in the way they are on my case. They read your email before I even knew you had sent it. They read this reply as I thought and wrote it. I will be on the lookout for anything they wish to say in response, in my dreams, from you, from the mother or her son, from anyone.

Sloan

Post-script:

Carol, shortly after sending my reply to Sue, I understood that this indeed is a Christians Nation Leviticus situation, and that is why there has not been a massive public firestorm – The Bible is running mainstream’s response to what happened to your son. Pure and simple, the school honchos, the teachers involved, do not view gay-bashing as they do other forms of vicious discrimination, because the Bible does not make it a sin to be a woman, black, yellow, brown, etc. I hated seeing that today, but it did not explain the gay community’s silence.

Then, this came to me. I remembered reading many years ago that when prominent Jews went to Albert Einstein, maybe in 1939, to urge him to speak with American government officials and to go public with what was going on in Germany re treatment of Jews, he said it was not a Jew’s place to do that; it was a cause Gentiles would have to take up. I think this is similar, with your son. It is incumbent of the straight community to take up what was done to your son at Key West High School. For sure, if your family was Jewish and these kids had tortured him over that, it would have been dealt with very differently by the school and this school district and community. Perhaps the gay community is concerned, consciously or unconsciously, if they take the lead, it will backfire, make it even more difficult for gay students in Keys schools, and for gays in the Keys generally.

I have a “mole” who is in the loop inside the gay community in Key West. They are very unhappy about what happened to your son and say they are working behind the scenes. This mole also said the school and district view this very seriously and are talking about other ways to bring about sensitivity to gay issues to ensure this hopefully does not happen again. I told the mole that sounded really lame to me. Then, I received your email with the crisp letter to the Vice-Principal, which leads me to believe the school and the district are trying to lay it on your son and on you, and not deal with it, for the simple reason stated above: being gay is not viewed the same as being Jewish, female, black, yellow, brown, special ed, Jewish, etc. It is viewed as being against God and for Evil.

I do hope you and your son also will let me put the agressors and the substitute teacher in the public spotlight. I don’t know what effort you may have made to transfer your son to the charter high school, or to speak with State Attorney Dennis Ward and/or Key West Police Donie Lee and the ACLU. At this juncture, I do not think, feel, the Key West High School or the School District will deal with this correctly. I seem to be getting led to try this case in the court of public opinion and in The High Court. I imagine it will require more than that, though, to cause the high school and the district to respond in a way designed to ensure this sort of thing is given zero tolerance henceforth.

Hi, Sloan

 

The substitute’s name was Mr. Kesler. As far as the aggressors, the school would not reveal their names and my son didn’t know names. One thing though: The aggressors were either black or Hispanic. The VP actually had my letter in front of her as she dictated what my son was to write in his statement. He did not receive a copy of the letter. I’m going to email her my displeasure and copy Jesus Jara and anyone else I can think of.

Thanks.

Carol

P.S. to Carol:

If I had to make a wager, I would lay a few conch farms on what drives people to bash gays, or other minorities, is what mental health workers call projection – the bashers see in their targets what they do not like in themselves, so instead of taking the beam out of their own eye, they bash their own reflection.

I learned this in spades once upon a time, when I had horrible, terrifying dreams one night of young, handsome men turning into young gay men having gay sex; a beautiful young woman being forced by a large, head-shaven macho man to perform oral sex on him in a public toilet stall, and the young woman turned into a gay man. I awoke terrified out of my wits. That was late 1988.

As time passed, and more jolting dreams and other indicators came, I understood I had been shown the state of my internal male and internal female, and their relationship with each other, and how very close, I supposed, I myself had come to being gay, without having any clue just how close, because I had only felt attracted to women.

By then, I was some time over my homophobia, which was acute in my mid to late twenties – the 1960s. By then, I’d had a girlfriend for a while, who was lesbian, except when she was with me. We still are close, like sister and brother now. That was in Birmingham, around 1974, when she and I met in a bar after work, on the southside of Birmingham.

As time passed, I came to understand that people are gay because that is how their soul feels most comfortable, and very vew people are born gay. This view did not always sit well with gay people with whom I shared it, but sometimes it was well-received. It took all the judgment out of it, took it out of the Bible harsh treatment altogether.

Perhaps the most amusing and also encouraging thing around that I experienced was when I persuaded a group of gay men in Birmingham to attend a different sort of Sunday school class I was attending at an old-line downtown Birmingham Baptist church, which I was sure would welcome them. I think what persuaded them to attend, though, was not my assurances they would be welcome and appreciated, but my convincing them every woman who was near St. Paul knew he was gay. They seemed to really like that perspective.

I told them, if God and Jesus were not worried about St. Paul being gay, then why should anyone else worry about it? Although convincing mainstream Christendom that St. Paul was gay would be about as likely to happen as convincing the Pope that it is because of St. Paul, who recommended celibacy for all his followers, and not Jesus, that the Roman Catholic priesthood takes and is supposed to honor vows of celibacy. The people who knew Jesus and Mary Magdalene knew they were a couple, which can be gleaned in the Gospels, if you have not been brainwashed beyond repair by church doctrine.

It was no accident or happenstance that caused Jesus to appear first to three women outside the tomb, one of whom was Magdalene, and it was no accident or happenstance that he spoke first to Magdalene, who once had washed his feet with her own tears and hair and precious oil she scarce could afford. He chose her because she was his favorite, and he wanted people to know she was his favorite. If she had washed his feet with her tears and hair and precious oil she could not afford in public, what had she washed him with in private?

The gay guys in Birmingham really liked that story, too. They came to the Sunday School class and liked it and kept coming back and were valuable loved members thereof. What do you think might happen to a teacher at Key West High School who explained the Bible to students in that way?

Carol’s reply:

I never knew that about St. Paul. I think you are correct in that a belief that homosexuality is a sin is part of the problem. I’m at a loss as to why I haven’t heard from ANYONE other than you. I would think they would at least talk to my son.

Carol can be reached at lutheranwoman02@gmail.com.

 
The gay-bashers being identified as Blacks and Hispanics leaves me wondering if maybe they experienced apartheid against them and turned around and dished it out to someone they could look down on and feel good about it like real he-men.
 
Back in 1991, at the invitation of the prison chaplain, I did a two-day workshop in a maximum security prison on taking a different approach to legal problems. The chaplain told me ahead of time that most of the inmates were sex offenders and were skittish about being asked about it. Most of the men who came were bulked up from lifting weights, could have broken me in half without much effort. I told the story about my homosexual dreams and what I came to understand them to mean. I took one who volunteered, the only volunteer, through an internal exercise that left him shaking. By the time I was done that morning session, every man in the room had moved their chairs as far back from me as they could get and still be in the chapel where we were meeting. They were terrified.

 
I would love to be put in room with the Black and Hispanic kids who bashed Cary Yoder. They would never forget it, and maybe they would be cured, but I’m not holding my breath the School District or the boys’ parents would go for it. Maybe if I put it out as a challenge, they are weenies if they don’t sit down with me behind closed doors and go at it, that will get their goat enough to demand it happen. For sure, they are weenies if they don’t demand it, and if they don’t publicly identify themselves. Back where I come from, being a weenie and being pussy are the same thing.

Here is further email conversation from Sue.

Hi again, Sloan – just to clarify – I am not expressing “outrage”. I am expressing caution, focus on the real point. I am not expressing outrage, or anything more than my opinion, as I have no standing in this situation. My comments are merely you and I having a conversation about a very unfortunate incident.

When we converse about MCSD’s frequent money mis-management and impropriety, that’s the ground for outage. The difference being that money affects the quality of life for all Monroe citizens, and the harassment at MCSD facilities does not. Harsh, yes, but also true. There are levels of wrongs, which create accompanying levels of intensity. 

Were I to ask any questions, it would be to ask Sonny Booker how she, as school safety officer and getting paid a lot of our tax dollars, lets the bullying and harassment go on. But my asking would only satisfy my own personal agenda. Questions/answers to/from her should happen with her bosses, not in public forum.

“As for this boy’s well-being, if his mother tells me, or if he tells me to lay off, I will honor that request, with the angels’ agreement.
What I want now is the names of the kids who went after him. I want to publish their names, so the public can know who they are and who their parents are.

Funny, but I hope we never find out who they are. That’s too short-sighted, and smacks of vengefulness. More important to know that they are in treatment programs, and they never inflict harm again. The victim, if he chooses, should have the final say as to the fate of those who harassed him.

My natural tendency is to look for ways to recover, re-direct the root causes, avoid reoccurrences, more than jugular get even vindictive punishment.
Sue

Darn, Sue, over this gay-bashing, which I hear from people who ought to know is for real, I feel outrage. Over the way kids are taught, I feel outrage. Over the money stuff, I feel like I’m dealing with idiots and crooks – you pick.

I wish I felt differently, but I don’t feel this school district will deal with this gay-bashing situation correctly, and I don’t have encouraging experience with this sort of prejudice turning around. I found myself today thinking outing the perps publicly is akin to convicted child molesters having to register and make their presence known wherever they reside.

 

Sloan

 
Her reply:
 
I wish I felt differently, but I don’t feel this school district will deal with this gay-bashing situation correctly, and I don’t have encouraging experience with this sort of prejudice turning around.
 
I agree with your feelings 100%. On all levels, MCSD is being run – or not run – by bumbling incompetent, unskilled, unqualified clods. I do not have any confidence in any of them. They’ve had many years to address the behavior problems in all the MCSD schools, yet the problems continue, are endemic.
 
The state dept of education should come in and completely take over all MCSD operations, active daily oversight for everything academic and administrative, and suspend all teachers, make them re-apply. The state has the power to do all that, and the union can just go hang. But that will probably never happen, and us taxpayers are stuck paying for all their scewups and screwing around.
 
My parting thoughts:
 
The main thing that would worry me about the state dept of education coming in and taking over all school district operations is the state is married to the FCAT, and if the state took over our schools, there would be even more teaching to the FCAT, and even less teaching to children’s souls, which are vastly more important than this school district’s finances. Not teaching to kids’ souls lies at the root of many behavior problems at school, and at the root of many children not doing well in their studies and in life.
 
Happy Valentine’s Day. 

anti-goverment phobia cure!

From Sancho Panza today:
 
http://tv.breitbart.com/study-distrust-of-government-a-mental-disorder/ I guess I must be infected… except for the religious fanaticism bit! :-DHere is what inmates in their mental institution must look like…

 

Study: Distrust Of Government A Mental Disorder

A study in the Journal of Clinical Psychiatry has concluded that
distrust of the government is a treatable mental disorder. Known as “AGP” or “anti-government phobia,” the study claims: “…that unfounded fear of government is a recognizable mental illness, closely related to paranoid schizophrenia. Anti-Government Phobia (AGP) differs from most mental illnesses, however, in that it is highly infectious and has an acute onset. Symptoms include extreme suspiciousness, conspiracy-mongering, delusional thought patterns, staunch ‘us against them’ mentality, withdrawal from reality, and often religious fanaticism…”

 
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My own acute onset of AGP came on rather slowly and is far broader than just national, state and local government. It also includes all political parties and religions, which themselves are fanatical governments. A silber lining perhaps is I live in Asteroid Belt, which is the State Mental in Florida, and suppose I am getting the best treatment possible, despite ongoing, acute attempts by the aforesaid governments to prevent my healing of acute AGP.
 
Then, to make matters more gloomy, I just got hauled through a personal threshing machine that caused me to give up all hope of anything I have anything to do with turning out okay. It was pretty much bad shitty day all around, even before Sancho’s cheery message. He must have sensed I was down and out and needed a lift.
 
Something which really might have helped my loss of faith, if it had come in today, was this from an old Key west right-to-life beach bum friend the other day, who suffers from acute-squared AGP re Key West police and their government.
 
 
As might this have helped today, if it had not come in about a week ago from a Birmingham fellow who has acute-squared Obama phobia, and he says he doesn’t even below to a political party! But he does attend church.
 
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A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, ‘I almost had an affair with another woman.’

The priest said, ‘What do you mean, almost?’

The Irishman said, ‘Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.’

The priest said, ‘Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You’re not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary’s and put $50 in the poor box.’

The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box.

He paused for a moment and then started to leave..

The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, ‘I saw that. You didn’t put any money in the poor box!’

The Irishman replied, ‘Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that’s the same as putting it in!’

Lemon Squeeze
There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, ‘Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.’ The priest said, ‘Confess your sins and be forgiven.’

The young woman said, ‘Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times.’

The priest thought long and hard and then said, ‘Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice.’

The young woman asked, ‘Will this cleanse me of my sins?’

The priest said, ‘No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face.’

Looks of Disappointment
A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, ‘You’re beautiful.’ Then he fell asleep again.

His wife had never heard him say that before, so she stayed by his side. A few minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said, ‘You’re cute..’ The wife was disappointed because instead of ‘beautiful,’ it was now ‘cute.’

She asked, ‘What happened to beautiful?’

The man replied, ‘The drugs are wearing off..’

Catholic Dog
Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company.. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, ‘Father, my dog is dead… Could ya’ be saying’ a mass for the poor creature?’

Father Patrick replied, ‘I’m afraid not; we cannot have services for an animal in the church…. But there are some Baptists down the lane, and there’s no tellin’ what they believe. Maybe they’ll do something for the creature.’

Muldoon said, ‘I’ll go right away Father.. Do ya’ think $5,000 is enough to donate to them for the service?’

Father Patrick exclaimed, ‘Sweet Mother of Jesus! Why didn’t ya tell me the dog was Catholic?

Donation
Father O’Malley answers the phone. ‘Hello, is this Father O’Malley?’

‘It is!’

‘This is the IRS. Can you help us?’

‘I can!’

‘Do you know a Ted Houlihan?’

‘I do!’

‘Is he a member of your congregation?’

‘He is!’

‘Did he donate $10,000 to the church?’

‘He will.’

Confession
An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:

Man: ‘I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitch-hiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.’

Priest: ‘Are you sorry for your sins?’

Man: ‘What sins?’

Priest: ‘What kind of a Catholic are you?’

Man: ‘I’m Jewish.’

Priest: ‘You’re Jewish, Why are you telling me all this?’

Man: ‘I’m 92 years old ….. At my age, I’m telling everybody!’

Trip to the Brothel
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like a young girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the ancient man and asks how old he is.

‘I’m 90 years old,’ he says.

’90!’ replies the woman. ‘Don’t you realize you’ve had it?’

‘Oh, sorry,’ says the old man. ‘How much do I owe you?’

Senility
An elderly man went to his doctor and said, ‘Doc, I think I’m getting senile.. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up.’
‘That’s not senility,’ replied the doctor. ‘Senility is when you forget to zip down.’

Pest Control
A woman was having a passionate affair with an Irish inspector from a pest-control company.. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly.

‘Quick,’ said the woman to the lover, ‘into the closet!’ and she pushed him in the closet, stark naked.

The husband, however, became suspicious and after a search of the bedroom discovered the man in the closet…

‘Who are you?’ he asked him..

‘I’m an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone,’ said the exterminator.

‘What are you doing in there?’ the husband asked..

‘I’m investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths,’ the man replied.

‘And where are your clothes?’ asked the husband.

The man looked down at himself and said, ‘Those little bastards!’

Marriage Humour
Wife: ‘What are you doing?’

Husband: Nothing..

Wife: ‘Nothing…? You’ve been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.’

Husband: ‘I was looking for the expiration date.’

 

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Wife : ‘Do you want dinner?’

Husband: ‘Sure! What are my choices?’

Wife: ‘Yes or no.’

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Stress Reliever
Girl: ‘When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.’

Boy: ‘It’s very kind of you, honey, but I don’t have any worries or troubles.’

Girl: ‘Well that’s because we aren’t married yet.’

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Son: ‘Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.’

Mom: ‘Well, you have done the right thing.’

Son: ‘But mum, I was sitting on daddy’s lap.’

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A newly married man asked his wife, ‘Would you have married me if my father hadn’t left me a fortune?’
‘Honey,’ the woman replied sweetly, ‘I’d have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!’

A wife asked her husband: ‘What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?’ He looked at her from head to toe and replied: ‘I like your sense of humour!’

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I hope you feel better about government now.
 

in search of the spectacular!!!

Venusian terrorist Diane Roberts
 
So, today is a little different and a little not different.
 
From Venus, this link to a recent post to goodmorningbirmingham.com, playing off a scandalously delicious coal-raking by political columnist, novelist and Florida State University writing and literature professor Diane Roberts in last Sunday’s Solares Hill supplement in the Citizen – absolutely required reading (Diane’s part) for all American first-graders (including all elected officials):
 

Then, this frolic instigated by the indomitable rake Sancho Panza. Fantasy Fest, move over!!! What a stand-up comic routine for sunset celebration at Mallory Square!!! What a show-stopper – Teasers and Bare Assets, hide your heads in shame!!! Double dog dare anyone not to pass the video link along.

From Sancho Panza – nothing to hide (we might call it “full transparency” down here in the Asteroid Belt)
 
 
Don Quixote to Sancho Panza:
 
America’s next President?
 
Sancho to Don Q:
 
Sure!!! Why not… sleight of hand is a prerequisite for that job! LOL
 
Don Q to Sancho:
 
My thinking entirely. Imagine the bills she could get Congress to pass while she did that routine!

Then, this link to a new page at goodmorningfloridakeys.com:

my spectacular journey, two presentations

All you ever wanted to know about coming to Key West to live in a homeless shelter, and more. Come as you are, says the Tourist Development Council. So why not take them up on it? Click the link to see the whole enchilada, so far. It might become a bigger enchilada, or two or maybe three enchiladas before it’s all said and done.
 
 
Then, this cute slice n’ dice from a little ole Keys Venusian terrorist to the Head Chicken Little of Keys Energy Services:
 
From: sandra downs <janesjunglework@gmail.com>
Date: Thu, Feb 9, 2012 at 12:59 PM
Subject: UVM
To: lynne.tejeda@keysenergy.com

Hello Lynne, Could you get me a copy of your Utility Vegetation Management plan? I would like to pick it up asap. Call me when that will be available at 305-304-9303.

 
And also, I have heard nothing from anyone regarding the critical situation in Key West with the power lines and trees. What is going to be done to correct the situation and clear the lines to minimum clearances as required by federal laws? I understand the ANSI standards are used most times and are suggested by OSHA to be used because of the complicated instructions and rules set forth by IEEE . ANSI requires 10 ft. minimum clearance of any electrical line, and greater clearances for high voltage lines.
 
Also, any tree branches situated above power lines (no matter how far above), are to be removed because if they broke they would fall onto the power lines. And any tree that if it fell, could fall into a power line is to either be topped so the height is below the power line, or the tree is to be removed altogether. The Keys Co-Op in the Upper Keys has a great website and instructions on where trees are to be planted, as do most other electric companies. Keys Energy does not and only has vague reference made to line clearing requests when limbs are ON wires. This needs to be corrected as it gives the impression that as long as the tree does not touch a wire at all times, then it is safe.
 
We know this is not so. Electricity arcs, lines sag in heat and while carrying more load, and the sag can be GREAT which then puts trees right into the lines. Fires can start, ground can become electrified, trees can become electrified, and someone can die if they touch the tree, ground, etc. This whole problem is not going to be corrected overnight as many trees need to come down…rows of palms planted directly under wires such as N. Roosevelt towards Old Town, and along the beach and park area on the other side of the island. Who planted these trees there anyway with no concern of electric wires directly overhead?

Are you pursuing any legal action against Cynthia Domenech-Coogle for interfering with utilities and line clearing crews? It is a criminal offense, you know. And if she is not held accountable for instructing your hired crews to trim without regard to federal rules, then I am sure you understand Keys Energy could be held liable as the ones who gave the instructions. I am sure that at some point someone from Keys Energy had to see that Asplundh was doing a poor job of trimming, and that some trees were not able to be trimmed at all to clearance and should be removed…such as palms that you can’t cut the top off or they will die. Who in Keys Energy was supposed to make sure appropriate and safe clearing standards were met? And if there was no one overseeing the tree trimmers finished product, then are you going to hire an “inspector” now?
 
I know I have raised a lot of questions. But these should have been raised internally already, and so I am assuming you have answers for me.

I would like the UVM. I would like to know what is being done to meet federal requirements of clearance standards and how long you expect the line clearance project to take, and to know if you intend to press charges against Cynthia Domenech Coogle or what action will be taken because of her interference. If you would like I can come in and meet with you and bring the federal rules, lawsuits involving utility companies that did not trim and the fines they received, etc. Also, the laws that allow utility companies to trim without interference from any entity or person so that line clearance can be achieved, etc. If you want copies of any of the documents I have, I can give them to you. Even though Keys Energy has an elected Board and is exempt from oversight of Public Utilities Commission, it is not exempt from federal laws requiring clearance of lines. In 2003, laws changed because of the massive and crippling Northeast blackout which was caused by untrimmed trees in Ohio. Fines for violating federal laws can exceed millions of dollars. And there are agencies in the federal government that no utility is exempt from, if you want a list of who oversees violations, I can give those to you. I have not made a formal complaint against Keys Energy at this time, because I am awaiting your response to my questions to see if you take this matter seriously. I do, I lost a son to your power lines that weren’t cleared to standards. And 2 others were badly injured because of the inadequate trimming. I will not stand by with the knowledge of what more can happen to some unlucky soul and wait for it to happen. I am trying to prevent more injuries and deaths, and you should be too. If you feel I am a thorn in your side, you should instead be glad I am bringing all of this to your attention. It just may save someone’s life that is dear to you, or save your job should the feds come in. I am sorry if my involvement offends Keys Energy or that I seem determined; but I am as determined as it appears, because preventable deaths are unacceptable, and interference with line clearing is criminal, and federal regulations were set for a reason.

 Again , please circulate this as you wish. I look forward to hearing from you.

 Sandy Downs
 
The Head Chicken Little’s reply:
 
From: Tejeda, Lynne <Lynne.Tejeda@keysenergy.com>
Date: Thu, Feb 9, 2012 at 1:18 PM
Subject: FW: UVM
To: janesjunglework@gmail.com
Cc: “Owen, Gricel” <Gricel.Owen@keysenergy.com>

Hi Sandy – I have referred your records request to our Records Liaison. She will contact you when it is available.

Regards,Lynne
 
Sandy’s reply to the Head Chicken Little:
 
What about all the other issues I raised? Will you not respond to them…then whom should I contact?

Thank you, Sandra Downs

 I said to the ethers yesterday, I’d rather tangle with a T-rex than with Sandy Downs. I bet if she were Superintendent of Schools, you would get up each morning can’t waiting to open and read the next article in The Citizen about the School District!!! Scalps on lodge poles would be entirely redefined!!!

 
 
 
 
Might be some people in the Royal Chicken Little School District Family feel much the same about School Board and Superintendent of Schools candidate Larry Murray and somebody else.

Date: Thu, 9 Feb 2012 07:41:02 -0800
From: citizenlarry007@yahoo.com
Subject: Whither Public Input?
To: keysmyhome@hotmail.com
CC: skessler@kesslerlegal.com; Ken.Gentile@KeysSchools.com; skinney@keynoter.com

Sloan:

After attending the AFC meeting and reading Sean’s rendering, I remain confused as to what exactly the public input rule is. Hence, my request that the policy be posted on the IA/AFC portion of the District website for all to see.

 
My understanding from the meeting is that public input in 3 minute units would be permitted after discussion and before voting. Yet, the first time that situation arose, the chair did not call for public input. What do you do then?Holler out, “Hey, what about public input”?
 
My greater concern is what the policy is regarding public input on the conclusion of the discussion after which no vote is taken.Will public input be permitted?
 
The general practice of the AFC is to arrive at a verbal consensus on issues that may have been discussed.Very few votes are taken.A review of AFC minutes will bear this out.
 
For example, at Monday’s meeting, there were 15 items of substance that were discussed, but only 1 vote was taken. There was no public input allowed after the other 14 topics discussed for which no vote followed.
 
I can only conclude that public input will be countenanced only before a vote is taken. If there are no votes at the AFC meeting, there will be no public input. I attempted to raise this issue with the chairman at the meeting and he would brook no discussion.
 
If my understanding is correct, and I am prepared to be corrected, there will be precious little, if any, public input at AFC meetings other than a general opportunity at 12:15 pm.Consequently, there will not be much point in attending except as an observer. You may as well listen to the tape at your leisure.
 
Larry
 
Larry Murray
Fiscal Watchdog and Citizen Advocate
Candidate
Monroe County School Board
District 3
(305) 872-3087

My reply to Larry, copied to all:

 
Larry, your request for clarification of the new citizen input policy at the AFC meeting was what I tried to get Stuart to clarify, and was told I was out of order, I had waited too long, citizen input was over. I did not know Stuart was not going to answer your questions until citizen input ended and he went to the next item on the agenda, which was when I became out of order, according to Stuart, and also according to Capt. Ed. I thought maybe Sean’s article in the Keynoter cleared it up, but maybe it didn’t.How about clearing it up, Stuart. Please give Larry an answer in plain English this idiot can understand, so I can ‘splain it to other idiots. Also please indicate whether or not citizens will be able to ask questions, if something is discussed they do not understand or feel is not being covered properly? And please indicate if answers will be given? And please indicate whether or not the new citizen input policy you explain to Larry and me will be strictly adhered to henceforth, even if Larry and I are not at AFC meetings. Treat this as freedom of information requests, if that helps. Thanks. Sloan

 
Much the same could be said about School Board meetings.
 
Now for some really serious shit, which every first-grader in the Keys needs to know to properly navigate life, compliments a north Georgia redneck via Montgomery.
 
 
 
When people ask what you learned today in school ……..
 
Manure… An interesting fact
 
Manure : In the 16th and 17th centuries, everything had to be transported by ship and it was also before the invention of commercial fertilizers, so large shipments of manure were quite common.

It was shipped dry, because in dry form it weighed a lot less than when wet, but once water (at sea) hit it, not only did it become heavier, but the process of fermentation began again, of which a by product is methane gas of course. As the stuff was stored below decks in bundles you can see what could (and did) happen.
Methane began to build up below decks and the first time someone came below at night with a lantern, BOOOOM!

Several ships were destroyed in this manner before it was determined just what was happening
After that, the bundles of manure were always stamped with the instruction ‘ Stow high in transit ‘ on them, which meant for the sailors to stow it high enough off the lower decks so that any water that came into the hold would not touch this volatile cargo and start the production of methane.

Thus evolved the term ‘ S.H.I.T ‘ , (Stow High In Transit) which has come down through the centuries and is in use to this very day.
You probably did not know the true history of this word.
Neither did I.
I had always thought it was a golf term
 

Grow up, America!

A fellow in Birmingham forwards me lots of stuff banging President Obama for all of America’s ills. He denies he is a Republican or a member of the Tea Party, but he sure sounds far right and doesn’t care for my relentless reminders that all the problems he decries were present before Barack Obama was elected president and that George W. Bush and his gang did plenty to screw up America.

After I sent him a copy of the recent unfettered ego musing, opining, spinning – Florida Keys post, he replied:

This is where you shine Sloan. Keep it up. Start local, make an impact. Expose the graft and corruption, the incompetence of not properly vetting the ‘provider’ before contracting. I think you have the terms backwards here. Sounds like the ‘provider’ was trying to get the city to ‘provide’ for his own pocket lining…LOL?
 
To which I replied:
 
The topics about which I write on the goodmorning websites are assigned to me by my Editorial Board, among whom are Jesus, Michael, Melchizedek. They measure
the brightness, or lack thereof.

Something in the local daily down here in the Asteroid Belt moved me to wander away from the local graft and corruption, back into the national graft and corruption the Birmingham fellow doesn’t seem to like my meddling, perhaps because I seldom agree with him about any of that, while he has nothing at stake in Keys situations.

 
 
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Harken, budding pre-journalism students! Harken budding government leaders! Harken budding novelists! Harken to what is possible – if you don’t give a tinker’s damn about what other people think of what you write or say! 

From today’s Solares Hill supplement in The Citizen (keysnews.com):
Diane Roberts, author, journalist, college literature and writing professor

 
Aw, heck. The Newtster lost the Florida Primary. Does that mean we don’t get the moon colony?
I was really looking forward to Pres. Newtron taking us into an awesome era of space colonialism, just like in “Star Trek.” And don’t y’all think Callista would’ve looked totally hot in a silver miniskirt and boots?
I’m disappointed in you, Republicans. Mitt Romney? Really? The guy who strapped his sick Irish setter to the roof of the family van and drove 12 hours to Canada?
The guy who wears magic underwear decreed by a church that insisted until 1978 that black folks couldn’t get into heaven by the front door?
The guy who snagged big bucks as a director of Damon Corp., which defrauded Medicare (i.e. the taxpayers) and had to pay $120 million in fines and settlements?
OK, on second thought, I guess that doesn’t bother us. I mean, Columbia HCA had to pay $1.7 billion in medicare fines and we still elected its head, Rick Scott, as our governor.
I just thought y’all would go for ol’ Newtular. He’s so angry. We like angry white guys, don’t we? And Gingrich comes off like a stone crab after you poke him with a stick a few times — or a 2-year-old who’s just been told no, he can’t have a new Let’s Rock Elmo. He’s Grumpy’s cousin. His dog whistle is so loud Helen Keller could hear it: calling Obama the “food-stamp president” and “entertainerin-chief.”
But not all of us are that into Newt. I’m figuring it’s the chick thing. Newt won the white male, gun-toting, evolution-denying demographic in Florida but Romney got everybody else, especially women. Mittens resembles the dorky dad in a 1970s sit-com, the kind who worries about “hippies” dating his daughters. It’s hard to imagine him cheating on his wife.
Newt, well, he’s got an awful lot of patriotism simmering in his britches — patriotism, you understand, has been scientifically proven to be chemically identical to testosterone. Don Juanewt had so much love for America he had to share it with a lot of babes. It’s just biology.
Not that any of us believe in biology anymore. Maybe it’s just the rich dude thing. Newt’s pretty loaded but he’s not even in the same galaxy of loadedness as Mittens. Cayman Island trusts? Swiss bank accounts? Three houses? A net worth of $250 million?
To primary voters, these numbers seemed to be like fresh antelope to a lion or a star NBA forward to a Kardashian or a barrel of Oxycontin to Rush Limbaugh. Even if primary voters are poor as feral cats and no more likely to get rich than they are to graduate magna cum laude from Yale Divinity School — they love rich people.
Even when he comes out with dumb-as-dirt stuff: “I like to fire people”? for example. The day after he won the Florida Primary, Romney told a CNN interviewer: “I’m not concerned about the very poor. We have a safety net there.” Then added, in case you might not be aware of it: “It’s not good being poor.”
“I’m glad he cleared that up,” said a spokesperson from the Democratic National Committee responded. Me, too!
Now if only Mittens would just clear up the Cayman Islands thing, the joking about unemployment thing, the thing he said in the last presidential campaign when somebody asked why none of his five sons was serving in the military: “They’re serving the country by helping me get elected” … and, of course, the King of Bain thing.
Recently, Citibank, JP Morgan and Goldman Sachs employees donated almost half a million dollars to his campaign. Sure, Obama got mucho dinero from Wall Street in 2008 but these days they’re none too pleased with him.
To Republicans, well, Mitt’s biggest selling point is that he might be able to beat Barack Obama. And that’s what they really, really care about.

Diane Roberts is Solares Hill Capital Bureau Chief and author of “Dream State.”

 

I have not read Diane’s book, but given its title and my alleged delusions that dreams actually have meaning, I suppose I’m just going to have to get me a copy and read it. Then, maybe I will write a review of it.

 Meanwhile, every seriously political Republican I know seems to care only about someone who can beat Barack Obama carrying the Republican torch into the November national election games. I am convinced these serious Republicans care not a twit what that torchbearer did in the past: he, or she, could have been Genghis Kahn, Attila the Hung, er, Hun, Adolph Hitler or Joseph Stalin. All that matters is they believe he, or she, can beat the President who won the Nobel Peace Prize and on whose watch America killed Osama bin Laden – smallish trinkets that never garnered any capital in the Republican flag-waving, Bible-thumping Kingdom. I sometimes wonder if my serious Republican friends care more for capitol, than for capital. I frequently read news articles in which capital is used for capitol, but never do I see capitol used for capital. Perhaps a genetic tie to Karl Marx’s Das Kapital?

 Maybe 15 years ago, I arrived at the blatant conclusion America had spawned an entirely new religion called Capitalinity. It’s basic tenet was doublespeak, borrowed from George Orwel’s novel, 1984.

 From Wikipedia:

In “1984″ Orwell introduced us to the words doublethink and newspeak.

A word he DIDN’T use – but which combines the two – is doublespeak.

Doublespeak is saying one thing and meaning another, usually its opposite.

In 1984 when BIG BROTHER and the Party say PEACE they mean WAR, when they say LOVE they mean HATE, and when they say FREEDOM they mean SLAVERY.

So too, in 2001, do our versions of BIG BROTHER and the Party abound with contradictions and deliberate reversals of fact.

 In 1984 the historical facts were valid only as long as the national government said they were valid. Those not swallowing hook, line and sinker the national government’s version of history was, hmmm, something like waterboarded, but worse, until they forgot what they had done wrong and recanted it just in case. Nothing was more serious than disagreeing with the national government’s version of history. Just as nothing is more serious today than disagreeing with the church’s version of history, or with the Republicans or the Democrats’ version of history.
 
For a fact, the only thing Barack Obama did to earn the Nobel Peace Prize was to be born half-Negro and get elected to the Offal Orifice. If there ever was a demonstration of doublethink in its purest form, that was it. Doublethink by the Nobel Committee, for making the award. Doublethink by Barack Obama, for accepting the award, which reduced him and the Nobel Committee to international leaders of the Oldest Profession. Doubtthink by the people who elected him, then continued to support him.
 
Not to be diminished, George W. Bush and his gang invaded a country which had never threatened America, over made up facts. With the ardent help of serious Republicans, Bush and his gang made it a righteous war crime. Then, they invaded a country which had proven to be the Soviets’ Vietnam, as if America had never gotten its butt whipped in Vietnam by people who were seriously out-gunned and out-equipped. Another war crime invented by American politicians and businessmen, Democrats and Republicans alike, which some Viet vets saw for what it was, and others used doublethink to make it into protecting America from communism.
 
Testosterone, indeed, Diane Roberts. And more – Evil. I never would have imagined the Democrats would lead the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave into Armageddon – I saw that as the Republicans’ job. But lo and behold, before he won the Democrat nomination for the presidency, I was told in my sleep that Barack Obama had the potential to be the Anti-Christ in Revelation. He says he is a Chrisitan, and he gets much press about that. He may be well on his way to achieving that destiny, and perhaps that’s what most bothers serious Republicans – he is stealing their thunder!
 
Sloan Bashinsky
 

unfettered ego musing, opining, spinning

On yesterday’s Coconut Telgraph of bigpinekey.com

Sloan – ” all that’s left for people who like that sort of reporting.” [nakedconch.com and the goodmorning websites are all that's left since the Blue Paper went R.I.P.]

I like reading Sloan, but do not classify or consider what he writes to be “reporting” , it’s more like ego musing and opining. Still entertaining, but needing just as much suspect and credibility checking as any other spin published unfettered.

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Although I often do try to be entertaining, if this writer truly thinks what I publish is unfettered, then this writer has not yet had the misfortune to meet my own deer editorial board. What I report re this world’s going ons can be checked out in most cases, but what I report re not of this world’s goings cannot be checked out unless the checker outer has had the misfortune to have been abducted and messed with by spirit critters, some of whom are made mention of in the Bible, some of whom aren’t made mention of there but are made mention of in other scriptures using that term somewhat loosely. I never viewed myself as a journalist, but other people have done so. Not a few times have people told me they read what I write because they don’t trust what they read in the newspapers to ‘splain it very well, or honestly. I simply engage and report what comes across the threshold, be it of this or not of this world, as instructed by my deer editorial board to report it, and what tone to put on it. For example, last night I was told in dreams to be humorous today. Unlike most journalists I have run across, I give people about whom I write a full response, if they want to make it, and I prominently and promptly correct errors of fact brought to my attention, which my deer editorial board and/or agree are errors of fact.

Although there is a lot on the table today, perhaps it’s appropriate to begin with the continuation of my recent jabbering with Deer Ed of bigpinekey.com’s Coconut Telegraph, since he has egged me on since we first crossed paths back in mid-2006, as further demonstrated in this email exchange from yesterday:

Sloan -I just read your whole post at GMFK. I didn’t mean to say I wouldn’t post anything of yours. I’ll always post everything of yours, well almost everything. What I meant is that you will be treated like everyone. You’ll join the anonymous other posters. Also no longer will there be links to your sites or signed posts. I encourage you to continue sending post. I like reading them too~Ed

Hi, Ed.

Thanks, let me rest on that. Hard to imagine CT readers not knowing my ravings, if you publish them anonymously, but that method did occur to me earlier this morning, or perhaps last evening. If you like reading my posts, that proves you are seriously fucked up. Sometimes I run into people similarly seriously fucked up, who say they enjoy reading my posts. People I don’t even know more often than not.

Do you remember how it began? Someone told me I should send my stuff to the CT and I figured the CT and Big Pine News (the News-Barometer) were related and I called Steve Estes and he told me CT was not his but how I could find out about it – bigpinekey.com, or so my slightly many dead brain cells recall. So I sent something your way, and I kept doing that, and you created a special archive for just my ravings – that was in 2006, after I entered the county commission race against George Neugent not knowing ding squat about county circus circus issues, having matriculated politically in the Key West circus circus.

Then, I started hitting on Deer Abby a bit, after she expressed some fondness for my delirious ravings. Boy, did I like her ball-busting column on the CT, and boy did I go into coitus interruptus death throes when she got wooed away by that fellow in Key West and the Blue Newspaper.

Life just wasn’t the same on the CT after that, and when I heard the Blue Paper was skidding down toward Davy Jones’ Locker the first time, I wrote that I hoped Deer Abby would refresh the CT with her sorely missed female perspectives. Although she only held forth once a week, as I recall, it was a seriously hilarious drubbing of the folks she deigned to ‘splain things to.

Then, you told me I needed my own blog, and you designed goodmorningkeywest.com and patiently showed the idiot how to manage it his own self. Then, you designed goodmorningfloridakeys.com. I dunno. Maybe the Sloan haters on the CT should blame you for what I write publicly, since you made a great deal of it possible.

Maybe more will come to me later. Or maybe I just now used up what’s left of my slightly few remaining dead brain cells.

Sloan

On another front was this email exchange yesterday with a distant North Carolina in-law who in a prior life, before I knew of him, vacationed extensively in Key West:

SLOAN – I love it when you get involved in the legal issues down there, like the No Name Key electric service and the tour guys problems. You do bring a load of knowledge and common sense to legal issues. Do they elect judges in Monroe County ? or Key West ?… If so, you would be a terrific judge. That is if the litigant was on the right side of right !
 
Regards, Ron
 
Hi, Ron. Thanks, I guess. Yeah, they elect judges down here, but I’m pretty sure you have to be a member in good standing with the Florida Bar Association, and I am not a member of the Florida Bar and can’t say I’m even in good standing with the Alabama Bar Association, as I did not finish out my Continuing Legal Education requirements for 1999, the last year I held an active Alabama lawyer license. I never gave serious thought to getting licensed in Florida after being moved down to the Asteroid Belt in late 2000. To pull that off would require undergoing a strenuous background check, glowing letters of recommendation from Alabama lawyers, perhaps input from the Alabama Bar Association. If I got through that, I would be given permission to stand for the Florida Bar Exam, which would take me at least sixth months to prepare, I imagine. I think they now have bar exam courses you can take to get ready for the exam – we didn’t have that back in the day when I boned up for the Alabama Bar for several months, in terror I would not pass, but I heard I did pretty well from someone who had heard it from one of the lawyers who had helped administerthe exam. Hell, hardly a day passes now when I do not “practice” law in the Asteroid Belt, in the giving legal advice and holding forth legal opinions sense. Any fool can give give legal advice and opinions, it’s done all the time. But if you are in it to get paid, it changes spots and becomes the unauthorized practice of law if you don’t have a valid law license. Of course, you can represent yourself, even in court. However, in Florida, corporations have to have a lawyer in litigation. The CEO, for example, who is not a lawyer, cannot represent his own company in court. I don’t remember it being like that in Alabama, but perhaps it’s the same there. I had a client whom I taught how to defend small claims court cases filed against him personally, by showing the magistrate that the debt really was owed by his corporation – he had the documentation showing that. He won every case filed against him personally. I taught him how to do it by trying the first case for him, so he could see how it was done. After that, he didn’t need me. Some of the tricks lawyers dream up. Maybe it’s a good thing I don’t practice law any more. Sloan

Ron’s reply:

Maybe not? In NC, as clever as we are, judges that stand for election do not need to be qualified as lawyers. That seems like an approach that Key West may have signed onto. Ron

So, I called the Florida Judicial Qualifications Commission and after talking my way through the woman who answered, who told me to call my county’s Supervisor of Elections Office, to learn what a person has to be to run for local judge, I ended up with an Auburn graduate who orginally was from Tennessee, where he had attended Tennesee Law School. We had a fine time re Alabama and Auburn football rivalry, and he didn’t even take offense after I told him he was terminally fucked, having attended Auburn which worships a buzzard thinking it’s an eagle. Former Key West Assistant City Manager John Jones has the same affliction. In turn, he accuses me of having graduated from Bryce Law School. Bryce was the State Hospital for the Mentally Insane situated adjacent to the University of Alabama campus until a few years ago.
 
Anyway, the Tennessee Law Grad said, yep, you have to be a lawyer licensed in Florida to be a judge in Florida, and you have to have lived in Florida a few years. He said any lay judges still around were grandfathered in quite a while back. So it don’t look like I’m going to be running for judge, although sometimes I get the eerie sense that I’m ferreting through facts in cases like some judges I have known did, and rendering opinions sort of like they did, but without any ability to enforce my rulings.
 
The longer I hang out in the Asteroid Belt, the more contact I have with its courts and legal proceedings, the more highly I regard my legal education at Bryce Law School, which prepared me for practicing law in the Asteroid Belt.
 
For example, in The Citizen today (keysnews.com) is a not entirely unamusing yet probably seriously upsetting article for some people, announcing the hoped for senior living facility provider down Key West way has pulled out of negotiations on the heels of it coming to the attention of the city that the owner of the provider has a bit of a criminal record arising out of frauding money out of someone and a rather largish $19 million court-ordered restitution apparently not yet made, plus a civil damage suit in progress over same asking for a mere $284 million.
 
What struck my funny and a bit upset funny bone was this part of the report: “Some city officials said they were dismayed that the existence of the conviction was not disclosed much earlier in the process. There are no indications that the [criminal] record was directly connected to any of the recent developments, including Dover’s [the provider's] withdrawal from the deal.”
 
From all I read of the negotiations, the provider was pretty much trying to get something for nothing all along, and if I had a conch farm to bet, I would lay it all on the criminal record and related money liability coming out had everything to do with the the provider’s withdrawal from the deal. What astounds me is why anyone would be worried about it? Such carrying on is common fare in Key West’s colorful history. 

While I think it would be wonderful for Key West to have a senior waterfront living facility (retirement community) geared mostly toward the affluent, it was known all along by the Key West people who wanted the free city land for the facility that there were not enough Key West seniors, with the means to do so, to make the facility work economically, even if the city gave the land to a developer ($1 dollar a year 99-year lease), which is what Dover insisted on receiving from the city all along.I also would mention the city already has senior housing, which any senior can get in line to rent – I have a friend who lived in Marathon and got into senior housing in Key West off of Kennedy Drive, and he loves living there.

The city has had a nursing home on its side of Stock Island for quite a while, which has been available to seniors who need assisted living. Although the nursing home had had its ups and downs financially, it is where assisted living could be provided to Key West and even Keys seniors, who need assisted living care. And it’s near the hosptial, a helicopter pad, the golf course, and the Sheriff HQ.

When the senior living center was pitched early on to the citizens of Key West by Peter Batty, he said there was no place but on Truman Waterfront where it could be located. In fact, it could have been built where the Easter Seals property is, which the city owned and still owns and now is talking of putting KOTS there.

I don’t imagine the golf course residential community would threaten to sue the city for putting a senior living facility where the Easter Seals building now is, but it would not be a waterfront retirement facility, and being near KOTS and where homeless people generally hang out, that might damper interest in locating it at the Easter Seals property. Don’t see too many homeless people at Truman Waterfront.

It probably is impossible to predict how this all will turn out, as there seems to be a pattern of endless conflicting tugging and warring over what is going to happen to every square inch of Truman Waterfront, which the Navy gave to the city a while back now, under what has been billed as an “economic conveyance.” So far, I have seen nothing proposed for the Navy land that had a snowball’s chance, it seemed, of making any money for the city.

I still say the city should give the owners (they claim) of Sunset Key and Wisteria Island, who teamed up to turn Wisteria into Sunset Deux, but so far have hit a few snags, a few Truman Waterfront acres for 99 years, which they turn into another 5-star resort and the city gets 1 percent of the gross and a deed for what its worth to Wisteria Island, for a public park in perpetuity.

I rather imagine Anne Morkill, the local boss lady of US Fish & Wildlife, would just be tickled pink for Wisteria Island to become a city park and not a federal park she doesn’t want to have anything to do with, since it’s at the far westerly end of her territory and since, I imagine, she doesn’t want to have to deal with the variety of half feral Key West factions who will tug of war her every which a way but loose over how she should manage that island.

I imagine Aphrodite and the Keky West city treasury and all Key West merchants would be tickled pink over the entire westerly side of Wisteria Island, much of which is a natural beach, being an international nuddist attraction. I can imagine quite a cottage industry springing up around that, or the city could commandeer it for itself and its own privateer treasury.

A good time could be had by all but the Puritans, I suppose. But then, I never heard of Puritans having a good time. I hear they especially don’t like Duval Street, and Fantasy Fest is the Devil’s best wet dream come true, as far as theyare concerned.

Meanwhist, I got wind from School Board and Superintendent of Schools candidate Larry Murray yesterday that maybe the schools Audit & Finance Committee is about to adopt a new citizen comments policy, which eliminates the ongoing citizen input that until now has accompanied AFC meetings, in favor of citizens getting to speak briefly before anything important is discussed. I opined to Larry and others he had included in the discussion, that perhaps now that the referendum has passed, maintaining good public relations no longer is important for the School District. I also opined again that it still looked to me like the AFC was a publicity front all all along, the AFC seemed to be ignored by the School Board, which it was created to advise, and it would save the taxpayers money to close the AFC down.

Sloan Bashinsky

keysmyhome@hotmail.com

rising heat – Florida Keys

After receiving my teaser for yesterday’sbigpinekey.com’s Coconut Telegraph returns, Deer Ed wrote back thanking me for my support of his site over the years, but saying he would not continue his and my arrangement, if I did not pay him. He said I could submit comments just like anyone else, which he would edit and post. He said he understood why I was pulling out and no hard feelings. Ed said I am paid up with him through February 17, and I said I might post teasers on the Coconut Telegraph until then. He also said how he felt about cranking the Coconut Telegraph back up after a one-month vacation, which is very different from what he shared, so far, with his readers:

Hi Sloan,
It’s bad to be back. I had so much peace while I was gone. I was happy …
!Ed
 
I had hoped for Ed that he would not crank the Coconut Telegraph back up, because I felt he was burned out with it and was ready to sail into new waters. Maybe three months ago, Ed told his readers, who had written in that they didn’t want me on the Coconut Telegraph, to forget that, he wished he had more writers like me, but he didn’t see that happening. Maybe I have my head up my ass – it wouldn’t be the first time. Although several people have told me they don’t care for my posts which interact with Coconut Telegraph readers, I usually felt those posts were about far more important matters than what I write about Keys politics. I felt my replies to Coconut Telegraph comments in yesterday’s post were the most important writing I had put up in a long time, yet it garnered no replies, other than one friend telling me she was glad I was done with the Coconut Telegraph. I am not yet convinced my Editorial Board thinks I’m done with it. Maybe Ed and I both are conscripts, our personal feelings irrelevant. For sure, it seems my personal sentiments hold no sway with my Editorial Board.
 

Meanwhile, received a number of offerings yesterday, starting off with this one:

Sloan,
I had Robert Krutko on my show on KONK broadcasting last week and have the replay of the audio on my blog, here.
Thought you might be interested to give it a listen. He is coming on again for a follow up this Friday [today] at noon.
 
Thanks.
Matt Gardi

 

Hi, Matt. Probably will promo this in tomorrow’s post. How many people responded to the Krutko poll? Can you give me the breakdown in numbers? Also, can you give me an easy link for my readers to use, to tune into your and Robert’s Friday interview? I mentioned Robert and his case and nakedconch.com in today’s raving, the teaser for which I have yet to write and send to the victims on my email list. You can see it now by going to either goodmorning website and opening the daily missive. Sloan

 
Sloan,
 
The numbers to the poll are 109 say they [the City of Key West] should settle, 11 say take it to trial and 47 say it’s frivolous.
I will post it in a post on the top of the blog again later tonight to remind readers about the show tomorrow and leave it up there for a few days.
You can watch the show directly on Nakedconch by following the link on the right near the top for Live Show on KONK. Scroll down below the show schedule.
Thanks again,
 
Matt
 
 
Of Larry Murray, I wrote this in yesterday’s post, after learning the referendum had won in a landside:
 
“Larry … is a candidate for both the School Board and the Superintendent of Schools job. He might have soe serious ‘splaining to do after coming out on the losing side of the .5 mil referendum.”

To which Larry replied:

 
“My ‘splaining is simple: vox populi, vox dei.”

I did not expect to hear Larry confess he went against both the people and against God by opposing the referendum, but that is what it looks to me Larry confessed, in Latin, the language of the Roman Catholic Church priesthood. I seldom see the voice of the people line up with the Voice of God, but it sure looks to me the two were one on the passage of the school referendum.
To which Larry replied:

 
Sloan:
 
I have confessed to nothing, certainly not opposing the .5 mil referendum. Because I had some serious questions about information purveyed by its supporters, many concluded that I opposed it. I never said such a thing.
 
My comment, “Vox populi, vox Dei”, is a simple expression that the people of Monroe County have made their decision and it is time to move on. As you know, there is an Audit and Finance Committee meeting next Monday and I hope that the looming School District deficit, variously estimated between $4 million and $8 million will be the number one topic on the agenda. As Superintendent Jara was quoted in yesterday’s Citizen, the District is “not out of the woods yet.” We need a path out of the woods.
 
There will have to be some serious cuts in the District’s operating budget. My position is that it is imperative to begin discussions now, not at the eleventh hour in June as was the case last year. I hope the District, specifically the Superintendent and CFO, initiate a conversation as to how the District can best effect the reduction in expenditures while minimizing the impact on the students and teachers. This is an opportunity to do some intelligent planning and I hope that the District capitalizes on that opportunity.
 
The general financial situation of the District is not likely to change in the next year or two or three. The planning process that I am suggesting should go beyond next year’s problems and a careful look needs to be taken at the future. What is done for next year should be the basis for future planning. There is a high probability that what is done this year will become permanent. Procedures like furlough days are using a bandaid when a tourniquet is necessary. In short, the District needs to put into place permanent reductions, not temporary changes. That should be done only after careful thought and consideration. Let’s begin now.
 
Larry
 
Actually, “vox populi” refers to the voice of the people, and “vox Die” refers to the voice of God. Larry conceded to them both in what he wrote to me. Larry indeed did try to defeat the referendum by hammering and hammering that the School Board was deceiving the voters by not telling them there would be a tax decrease if the referendum failed, which tax decrease the School Board would have to vote to rescind, which would punish the voters for opposing the referendum. Larry harps plenty on full transparency, and the first place to harp is on Larry’s transparency.
 
When I told Todd German yesterday about Larry’s response to what I wrote yesterday, Todd sounded surprised. He said he had tried very hard to get Larry to come put publicly in favor of the referendum, but was unsuccessful in that attempt. Todd said he never heard Larry say he supported the referendum. What jumps out screaming the most here, though, is Larry had his chance yet again to say he voted for the referendum,but he did not say. Res ipsa loquitur, Latin for “the thing speaks for itself.”
 
As for the Audit & Finance Committee, I have come to the view it is something the School Board came up with to try to improve the School District and School Board’s image, but no power was given to the AFC. It is a paper tiger, a sham, and ought to be disbanded to save taxpayers’ the money it requires to keep it going. The School Board should be doing what I have seen the AFC do at several AFC meetings. If the School Board members don’t have the time, interest or skill to do that, they should resign.
 
Larry is correct, the School District and School Board are way behind the curve in getting out the sharp knives and cutting what needs to be cut out of the budget. However, if there had not been such a fear of the referendum not passing, which fear Larry led the charge in creating, the School District and School Board could have wielded sharp knives instead of doing all they could to save the School District from the likes of Larry.
 
If the referendum had failed, it would not be $4-8 million in cuts for the sharp knives, it would have been that plus $9.5 million, out of an $80 million budget which already went through serious cutting in the past two school fiscal years. That never concerned Larry, though. He kept saying regardless of how the referendum went, the sun would rise on the day after the election. Well, the sun did rise despite Larry’s efforts to keep it from rising.
 
There is a big article in The Citizen today about 5-term School Board member Andy Griffiths seeking a sixth term, which looks like it might have been written by Andy or his campaign manager, for all the glow and praise it heaps on him. Alas, the sad state of affairs into which the School District plunged was on Andy’s watch.
 
Also in yesterday, replying to Judge David Audlin’s ruling that the Public Service Commission, not himself, has jurisdiction over Keys Energy Services and whether or not it can run power out to No Name Key, was this email from Sandy Downs:
 
Dear Sloan, I read your post for today. At the bottom you stated:

Meanwhile, I see in The Citizen today (keysnews.com) that Judge David Audlin, who had Robert Krukto extradited over a civil case filed by Michael Halpern, has ruled he does not have jurisdiction to decide on electricity being run out to No Name Key. Judge Audlin ruled the state Public Service Commission (PSC) has exclusive juristiction over Keys Energy Services and where it can run power. However, I seriously doubt PSC has any jurisdiction whatsoever over Monroe County, or over its Comprehensive Plan, and cannot order Monroe County to cooperate with Keys Energy or with No Name Key property owners who want electricity run out there.
 
Judge Audlin believes the Florida Public Service Commission has “exclusive jurisdiction” over Keys Energy and where they can run their lines, and I agree, it would appear they do according to the PSC website. But PSC denies they have any jurisdiction over line installment at all, according to the spokeswoman from PSC that I spoke with today..she even went so far as to say Judge Audlin “erred”. After repeated questions I asked her to respond to, she told me to call the Florida Electric Co-op Association which I did. I was told by the General Manager there that he had been following the No Name Key case out of curiosity because no other case has ever been tried like this. He said Judge Audlin was in uncharted waters because he has no previous case law to consider. He said, “Judge Audlin is right unless someone challenges it.” This man was very pleasant and agreed to speak with me again if I needed to contact him.
As I said, this wasn’t the first time I had spoken with the PSC….
 
I had called PSC (Public Service Commission) over other matters recently which included line clearing standards, and was told by them then, that they had no jurisdiction over Keys Energy. After that call, I did some research, and then found Keys Energy was a member of FMPA, a group of smaller utility companies that have escaped jurisdiction of our State Public Utilities Commission by each utility company electing a Board to oversee their operations which exempts them from oversight by the State Public Utilities Commission. I called the State Public Utilities Commission, and this was confirmed. I then called FMPA trying to find ANYONE who oversaw or regulated Keys Energy, and they said they have no jurisdiction over Keys Energy either. Basically this FMPA just bonds together to make sure their associated utility companies can use the larger utilities power lines to get their electricity from Point A to Point B, and they stick together to sue the larger utilities whom deny them this access.
 
The Public Service Commission basically oversees rates. The Public Utilities Commission ensures compliance with all regulations, but Keys Energy is exempt from their oversight because of Keys Energy 5 member elected Board. FMPA is a group of smaller privately owned and operated utilities and bond together to make sure they have access to lines and towers belonging to larger companies, so they don’t have to duplicate infrastructure. The elected Board of Keys Energy apparently is the only oversight the company has.
According to all I have been reading, electrical companies have the right to use any property they want to install their power lines and maintain them. There is no encroachment penalty and they basically have immunity to any prosecution for taking land they need, so long as they pay the property owner for it…or it is provided as an easement. So, in my opinion, there is no one who decides if Keys Energy will run their lines out to No Name but them, and then they might meet some resistance from State or Federal agencies for interfering in the Key Deer Refuge and restrictions in place there…But all in all, I believe Keys Energy will end up being the one who HAS to make the decision whether to go ahead or not.
 
Sloan, After you posted up your little paragraph about this, and I called the Public Service Commission again, I thought it might be important to let your readers know what I had found and who said it. The Public Service Commission number is 1-800-342-3552. She instructed me to call the Florida Electric Co-op Association for further information, which I did. Their number is 1-850-877-6166, and I dialed ext #1 and spoke to the General Manager, Bill Willingham.
 
Sandy
 
Sandy told me on the phone that the woman at the PSC would not reveal her name, nor would she let Sandy speak to anyone else at the PSC. Besides State and Federal approvals, Keys Energy needs to get permission from Monroe County to run lines over county property, and building permits from Monroe County will need to be issued. Monroe County’s Comprehensive Plan says development and extension of utilities to enviornmentally senstive areas should be discouraged. In the face of that, I see no way under the present Comprehensive Plan for Monroe County, in good faith, to go along with the electrification of No Name Key. I automatically will view any county commissioner who sides with the electrification of No Name Key to be on the take in some way. As for Judge Audlin, maybe he should do the research Sandy did, and revise his ruling if he gets the same information from PSC she got from them. He can do that on his own motion. He does not have to wait for the litigants to ask him to do it.
 
I still think the people, including Judge Audlin, who had to do with Robert Krutko being extradited and jailed, should be put in prison.
 
Sloan Bashinsky

a variety of news items from Little Torch Key

Deer Ed wrote this on yesterday’s Coconut Telelgraph of bigpinekey.com re his one-month “vacation”:
 
(Ed: Thanks to all you well-wishers. I had a good time and I’m happy to be back. Computer withdrawal was tough, but I did it and saw what it was like. It’s not all that it’s cracked up to be. You might have noticed that I removed the home page so if you already have a shortcut set up to the Coconut Telegraph you should change it. I say, LET THE GAMES BEGIN! … )
 
Hmmm. I experienced no withdrawal when Deer Ed went on vacation, was glad there was nothing to deal with there. Likewise, I had no withdrawal when I was let out of running for office last year, it was a relief! It occurred to me last night that I am fed up with spending money to try to entertain people. I thought if Deer Ed wants me to continue contributing to the Coconut Telegraph, he lets me do it like he lets everyone else do it – for free!
 
The Blue Paper went out of business again while Deer Ed was away. goodmorningfloridakeys.com and goodmorningkeywest.com and nakeconch.com seem to be all that’s left for people who like that sort of reporting. If you don’t like what we write, you certainly don’t have to read it. I imagine the Sloan-haters on the Coconut Telegraph will tell Ed to tell Sloan good riddance! I imagine I don’t give a shit what Deer Ed tells me. If he wants to keep me around, though, it is on his dime – equal protection and all that rot.
 
This amazingly ignorant comment followed Deer Ed’s report:Dreams are stories people tell themselves while they’re asleep. Humans, being superstitious creatures, tend to give them more credibility and weight than they deserve. Dreams are nothing more than our subconscious running amuck.How many times did Jesus tell people in the Gospels to wake up? To come out of their sleep? To see the delusion in which they lived? To stop being superstitious creatures running amok?

 How about the dream Peter had twice in the same night of unclean animals coming down from heaven and a voice telling him something like, “Rise up, Peter, eat!” and Peter, a devout Jew, said something like, “No way, Lord.” At the end of the second dream, as I recall the telling, a Voice said something like, “Peter, why do you make unclean what I have made clean?”

 The following day, a Gentile’s servant came to Peter and said his master wanted to speak with Peter and learn about Jesus. Peter then understood the dream, for Jews had nothing to do with Gentiles and viewed them as unclean. Peter went with the servant to meet the Gentile and tell him about Jesus. Thus began Peter’s ministry to Gentiles.

Every dream I now have is similarly instructive re something I am already engaged in my waking/walking life or am soon to engage there. For example, after writing a draft of my response to this ignorant Coconut Telegraph dream guru yesterday, I took a nap and had a slew of dreams showing me I had not dealt with it very well, and on waking I knew I was to make another pass at it, and maybe even more passes, which my dreams last night confirmed.

I run into Bible people ongoing who put no stock in dreams for a variety of misguided reasons, even though there are plenty of stories in the Bible about people being spoken to in dreams/their sleep by what they believed was God or angels of the Lord about something with which they were or would be engaged. Abraham and Jospeh come to mind, and especially does Daniel come to mind. I was told in my sleep in April 2006, “Remember Daniel.” I had no doubt on waking the remark meant I should pay attention to my dreams and not let anyone talk me out of it.

About two years before that, three close men friends had tried to get me to see a doctor about getting a prescription that would stop me from dreaming. One of these men had done that himself, because his dreams were tormenting him. My dreams were especially rough then, and my friends were concerned for me. I thought to myself, “Maybe they are right, I will sleep on it.” That night in my sleep, the same voice that had told me many things in my sleep, said “You need to dream, Sloan, so you will know what is really going on.”

The same voice told me in my sleep, “You are an ordained Melchizedek exorcist priest going back into a prison where you once lived to try to help other people still living there.”

 The same voice told me the very next night, “You cannot do this work correctly, if you are trying to get anything back from the people you are trying to help.”

 I came to understand that to mean I had to be totally detached, clinical, to the point of not even wanting friendship, love, thankyous, not to mention financial help. I came to understand the prison to be Christianity, and the three men who had tried to talk me into getting a prescription to stop my dreams were but three of a lot of people still living in that prison, whom I would try to help. Try. I do not think I got anywhere with them.

 The same voice told me in 2001, “You will fail, but you might enter the Kingdom of God.” I came to understand that to mean I would fail by this world’s measure.

The same voice told me three nights before 911, “Will you make a prayer for a Divine Intervention for all of humanity?” I awoke, asked for a Divine Intervention for all of humanity.

 The same voice told me one year to the day later in my sleep, “Will you make a prayer for a Divine Intervention for all of humanity?” That time, still asleep, I asked for a Divine Intervention for all of humanity, then added, “And let it begin in me!” First take the beam out of my own eye, is how I read that. It was not pleasant, what followed.

When I hear that voice, it is not in a dream, but only in my sleep. I hear that voice maybe four times a year. Instructive dreams, which are encoded, happen every time I fall asleep. There is no my escaping such dreams.

I have worked with many people around their dreams, who were open to that. In all cases, their dreams were messages to them about themselves and/or people around them, including me. Sometimes their dreams were only about me, for them to understand me better, or for me to understand them better and/or to understand better how to try to help them. Which causes me to wonder if the person who wrote this comment to the Coconut Telegraph is plagued by dreams and came up with his/her outlook to try to feel better, instead of taking his/her dreams as instructive messages?

It was dreams, my and another person’s, who does not live in the Keys, that drew me back into Robert Krukto’s case after I was just about ready to wash my hands of him after he lined up with the squawking anti-Sloan birds on the Coconut Telegraph, causing me to wonder if anything he had ever told me about his case was true?

For those on the Coconut Telegraph who did not follow my ravings while Deer Ed was off on holiday, I was shown a man in a dream, I didn’t know him, and I told him he could be the Christ. A few hours after waking, I wondered if the man in the dream was Robert Krutko? I had never met him and did not know what he looked like. I went online and found Robert’s county jail mug shot, and he looked like the fellow in the dream.

According to the Gospels, Jesus was crucified for no good reason by people who did not like him, then he was resurrected, and today it is said he will return to judge the living and the dead. I wrote of that in a post during Deer Ed’s vacation and opined that perhaps Robert Krutko might fit that description for Key West.
I am convinced God has weighed in on the Krutkos’ side in their lawsuit against Key West. Does that mean the Krutkos will prevail? I have no clue and make no prediction. Just as I made no prediction how the .5 mil tax for school operations referendum would turn out, for I had no clue how it would go.

 
Of Larry Murray, I wrote this in yesterday’s post, after learning the referendum had won in a landside:
 
“Larry … is a candidate for both the School Board and the Superintendent of Schools job. He might have soe serious ‘splaining to do after coming out on the losing side of the .5 mil referendum.”

To which Larry replied:

“My ‘splaining is simple: vox populi, vox Dei.”  I did not expect to hear Larry confess he went against both the people and against God by opposing the referendum, but that is what it looks to me Larry confessed, in Latin, the language of the Roman Catholic Church priesthood. I seldom see the voice of the people line up with the Voice of God, but it sure looks to me the two were one on the passage of the school referendum.

A few days ago, I described a dream of Key West attorney Robert Cintron speaking to me in a way that on waking caused me to think it was a go to publish something I had received only the day before from a Keys watchdog about FEMA, which I named “FEMA attacks the Florida Keys.” After reading it, Todd German called and said there must be no coincidences; The Citizen was soon to publish an editorial on the same subject. Todd sits on The Citizen Editorial Board.

It is so rare that it might be almost never that I put up a post that has not been edited, often seriously edited in my dreams. Not just in what I am to post am I edited in my dreams. On everything important, even if I don’t feel it is important, am I edited in my dreams, as if I have a wise raven, or a wise owl, or both, sitting on my shoulders, scrutinizing everything that comes my way, and how I want to respond to it.

I am scrutinized even when there is no time to sleep on it. In the moment of responding to something that grabs my soul and emotions, the angels who ride herd on me have a variety of ways of checking me, if they wish to do so – as in, I am screwing up and need to change my tact.

I wrote once in a post of going to a candidate forum on Big Pine Key, and after the county commission candidates had done their part, I decided to leave, only to start receiving a sharp pain down my entire left arm. I ignored it, got into my car, drove off. The pain continued. I turned around, headed back to the forum, and by the time I reached where it was, the pain was gone. I went back inside, heard what I needed to hear re the School Board races, and left again. The pain did not return.

When I wrote of that in a post, Todd German and Jim Henrick became alarmed, insisted I rush to see a cardiologist. Jim offered to drive me to a cadiologist he knew in the Miami area. I did not rush to see a cardiologist, because I knew the angels had caused the pain to let me know I had trangressed something important to the heart by leaving the forum too soon; something I had no way of knowning I would hear before I heard it.

I met Sandy Downs in much the same way, but it was more complicated.

 Driving down US 1 to Key West from my place on Little Torch in early 2007, I passed a few people at a bus stop on Cudjoe Key. Sometimes I stopped an asked people at bus stops if they wanted a ride, but this time I didn’t stop. Immediately, the most awful sensation started up in the left side of my neck and brain and left eye and down my left side. I drove maybe two hundred yards before turning around and heading back to that bus stop. By the time I got there, the awful sensation had gone away.

 On the way down to Key West, we got to talking about a bunch of stuff, as usually happens when I pick up people on US 1, which I still do frequently. By and by, one of them asked if I knew Sandy Downs, because some of what I told them about myself reminded him of her. I said I had heard of her, had been told I should meet her, but had not been able to find her telephone number in the phone book. They said they worked for her and her husband in their tree company.

By the time I let them out at Publix, in Key West, I had given them copies of HEAVY WAIT: A Strange Tale, which had only just been published. They said they would give Sandy a copy. Maybe six months later, I got an email from Sandy saying she had been looking all over for how to get in touch with me. She gave her phone number, I called her, we had lunch at Coco’s Cantina on Cudjoe. She talked me to death. God, the stories she had. All of which, eventually, I would get in up to my eyeballs and would write about them.

Sandy said she had loved HEAVY WAIT, and had given it to her father, who lived in a smallish town in Kentucky, and he had loved it. Thus began my friendship with a woman the likes of whom I doubt God ever made another. A woman who has had a few dreams about me, for me. As has a younger man who attends the church in Key West Morgan McPherson started, now pastored by his brother Michael and their parents, had dreams about me, for me. As do other people have dreams about me, for me, and I for them.

The terrible thing about dreams, I have concluded, is we have no conscious control over them; they come because they want to come, and because they want us to see and hear them, and feel them, and relate to them. It is my impression that people who do not remember their dreams are closed own in the part of their psyche where dreams occur. They probably dream, but the transmission line is crimped or severed, and the dreams don’t come through.

Shamans I have met and have read about would be totally lost without their dreams.

 The “real people” in the amazing book Mutant Message Down Under, Australian aborigines who lived in the old way, contended dreamtime is the real time and waking/walking time is a distortion of the real time. The real people would tell the poster to the Coconut Telegraph that he/she is running amok completely out of sync with reality, which is why he/she is a mutant and they are real people. I met two members of that tribe when I was in Australia in 1995.

 Dream time is a parallel universe to waking/walking time, but the two universes are connected, flip sides of the same coin, so to speak. What happens in one universe affects the other universe, which is why it is so terribly important to be conscious of and respect both universes, which this world and its ways makes very hard for most people to do, especially if those people use narcotics, including tobacco, booze, marijuana, as well as the more high octane stuff, natural and laboratory-made.

Also disrupting the bridge between the two universes is serious soul wounding, which can close down entire parts of a person’s psyche. Religious practices, including Christendom’s, can cause tremendous psyche or soul shut down. As can modern education practices, especially those used in America. So much focus on the rational mind, the intellect, the left brain (rather, a small part of the left brain), and so little focus on the whole person.

The most important and largest part of the human brain is the heart, and nearly as large and important is the spine and gut. Every part of a human being, in the purest state, is part of the human brain, yet most human beings today are so mutated away from full brain function that there is no real hope for them in this life time, short of having done to them what was done to and for this mutant. Alas, such treatment would kill nearly all mutants before or after it drove them totally insane.

This inane comment also was on yesterday’s Coconut Telegraph:

 Christians believe there is an actual a parallel universe, some might even say they believe in 2 parallel universes – Heaven and Hell. Hell, Catholics even believe in 3 parallel universes – Heaven, Hell and Purgatory. They all get grouchy when you remind them of that.

 
Don’t know why they get grouchy, maybe they don’t like New Age lingo, which parallel universe talk tends to be. What seems to get Christians and Catholics grouchy when I speak to them of their religion is when I tell them what Jesus was all about was showing people the correct way to live, which was their salvation, and not what the church has been selling instead for 2000 years.

 A Christian scholar from Big Pine Key, with whom I from time sometimes converse, inevitably gets around to discussing his view of God and the Bible, but darn if I recall him ever quoting Jesus about anything. He really likes Paul and also Timothy. He is convinced the Jesus reported in the Gospels is not in play today, but was only right for that time, and because he was not heard, we are in the mess we have today, and when he comes back, he will be very different, but meanwhile, we don’t have to live as that Jesus said to live, which was so steep that the churches all would go out of business if that Jesus was all they pedaled for tips.

As I wrote in a post while Deer Ed was resting and pondering the future of the Coconut Telegraph:

 “That Christians still wage human wars indicates they do not understand the war Jesus waged and taught others to wage – within.”

 I tried, it did not seem successfully, to present that view to the Christian scholar on Big Pine Key, along with my sense that the Sufi sect of Islam, he had brought Islam up, also views the walk with God as direct, personal, and excruciating, and there is no instant salvation, magic pill forumla, and the Muslim jihadists today no more understand their Sufi relatives than Christians who make war today understand Jesus. The fact is, whether they like it or not, Christians, by the very act of claiming Jesus as Lord, are automatically held to a considerably higher standard than people who do not claim Jesus as Lord.

Jesus said that in the Gospels, when he told his disciples, better they never heard of him, than hear what he had to say and not do it; they would be like the foolish man who built his house on sand and when the flood came the house fell down and how great was that fall! To his own disciples Jesus said that, of them. And many other unkind things he said to them, of them, hoping somehow to get their attention because they would be his emissaries after he left them and he hoped they would stay true to what he was and had tried to teach them about the “parallel universes” and that “The Kingdom of God is not of this world.”

There was one other uninformed comment on yesterday’s Coconut Telegraph that seems related to today’s raving:

 “I just pray there will be no more of the political bull crap and lies no one wants to read.”
 
If you don’t want to read political bull crap and lies, don’t read them. Meanwhile, I wager that as long as superstitious human beings run amok in just one of the many universes they could live in, there will be mucho political bull crap, religious bull crap, and lies for people to read, and nothing will really change other than faces and names and distorted renditions of history and bizarre explanations of God.
 
Political commentators, From The Right on the Coconut Telegraph, for example, but it just as well could be From The Left, will continue to rant, rave, hold forth, parade statistics, and nothing will change. New political parties will come and go, and nothing will change. New religions will come and go, and nothing will change. Mutants don’t change, unless God changes them. Same with chronic homeless people, narcotic addicts, as defined above. Same with all “addictions” mutants glom onto.
 
The lady shaman, who with her fellow had Christmas dinner with me at Walden, said she really liked the energy here. I like the energy here, too. When I stand in the middle of this wooded one acre, I don’t even feel like I’m in the Keys. It doesn’t even look like the Keys. Some days I don’t go anywhere. It may well be the only buildable lot of its kind in the Keys.
 
Maybe the lady shaman did something unseen. I started sprucing the place up a bit, inside the trailer, the front porch, and the gardens. I started eating more mineral-laden vegetables, many of which I am growing. I started eating seaweed again, which I mostly get from Good Food Conspiracy on Big Pine Key.
 
Maybe this means I might be here a while longer. Maybe this means I will start wanting to be here a while longer. Maybe the Sloan-haters will be pleased to hear that, since they seem to need to read what I am told in dreams to write. Maybe the Sloan haters will grow in number, maybe they will become legion. I would take that as a good omen, as a sign I am doing what I am supposed to be doing.
 
Meanwhile, I see in The Citizen today (keysnews.com) that Judge David Audlin, who had Robert Krukto extradited over a civil case filed by Michael Halpern, has ruled he does not have jurisdiction to decide on electricity being run out to No Name Key. Judge Audlin ruled the state Public Service Commission (PSC) has exclusive juristiction over Keys Energy Services and where it can run power. However, I seriously doubt PSC has any jurisdiction whatsoever over Monroe County, or over its Comprehensive Plan, and cannot order Monroe County to cooperate with Keys Energy or with No Name Key property owners who want electricity run out there.
 
LET THE GAMES BEGIN, INDEED!
 
I usually can be reached at keysmyhome@hotmail.com.